Quotes

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Ba'al: And where is my dear Qetesh? Daniel Jackson: Well Vala was here. Ba'al: Interesting. Jack O'Neill: Oh she's probably gone to the bathroom for heaven sakes! I'm next in line by the way.

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Daniel Jackson: Seriously, did anybody see where Vala went? Samantha Carter: Maybe extractions bring up too many bad memories. Jack O'Neill: Hey, have you ever tried to find a bathroom in a pyramid?

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Samantha Carter: The temperature's falling. We just passed minus forty. Daniel Jackson: Fahrenheit or Celsius? Cameron Mitchell: At that temperature they're the same. Daniel Jackson: Really? Did not know that.

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[Daniel is in his 3rd day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] Seriously, who would make this shit up?!

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Hank Landry: I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society? Daniel Jackson: That really depends on who you ask.

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Henry Hayes: So what's coming next? Daniel Jackson: Death, slavery. More slavery, more death. Henry Hayes: Look, if you want to say 'I told you so' go ahead and get it off your chest. But then you can do one of two things; you can help, or you can leave. Daniel Jackson: Okay, bye! [starts to walk to the door] Cameron Mitchell: Jackson! Daniel Jackson: Right! I forgot to say, I told you so! Henry Hayes: Now are you going to help or not?

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Ba'al: Then let me further ease your concerns by meeting you in person in your Oval Office. Henry Hayes: I'm sure something can be arranged soon. Ba'al: I was thinking this afternoon. Henry Hayes: It is the kind of thing I can clear my schedule for. Ba'al: Excellent! Then perhaps we can get... Qetesh: (in a Woman Voice) [whispering] Put that down. Ba'al: Mr. President, I'm afraid I'll have to get back to you later. Henry Hayes: He hung up on me!

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Teal'c: My Lord! Shall I enact your final instructions? Ba'al: No you idiot, save me! Qetesh: (in a Woman Voice) Try it and I will kill him. Teal'c: You intend to kill him regardless. Ba'al: No! There must be some arrangement. Qetesh: (in a Woman Voice) Actually my love, he's right.

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Cameron Mitchell: How many on our six? Daniel Jackson: Too many.

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Samantha Carter: They're not Gliders...they're MiGs! Cameron Mitchell: Jackson get on the radio! Cameron Mitchell: What the hell did you just say? Daniel Jackson: We're Americans. Please shoot the people chasing us!

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Well if you want to travel back to the Cretaceous period we can go right now.

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Cameron Mitchell: C'mon, let's go. When was the last time General O'Neill bought lunch? Daniel Jackson: Good point.

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(After freezing his leg and is left by Sam and Mitchell) Oh, shit...