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Ba'al: And where is my dear Qetesh? Daniel Jackson: Well Vala was here. Ba'al: Interesting. Jack O'Neill: Oh she's probably gone to the bathroom for heaven sakes! I'm next in line by the way.

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Daniel Jackson: Seriously, did anybody see where Vala went? Samantha Carter: Maybe extractions bring up too many bad memories. Jack O'Neill: Hey, have you ever tried to find a bathroom in a pyramid?

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Samantha Carter: The temperature's falling. We just passed minus forty. Daniel Jackson: Fahrenheit or Celsius? Cameron Mitchell: At that temperature they're the same. Daniel Jackson: Really? Did not know that.

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[Daniel is in his 3rd day of being interrogated about the history of the Stargate program] Seriously, who would make this shit up?!

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Hank Landry: I take it that in your timeline you're not a discredited whackjob living on the fringes of society? Daniel Jackson: That really depends on who you ask.

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Henry Hayes: So what's coming next? Daniel Jackson: Death, slavery. More slavery, more death. Henry Hayes: Look, if you want to say 'I told you so' go ahead and get it off your chest. But then you can do one of two things; you can help, or you can leave. Daniel Jackson: Okay, bye! [starts to walk to the door] Cameron Mitchell: Jackson! Daniel Jackson: Right! I forgot to say, I told you so! Henry Hayes: Now are you going to help or not?

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