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Met. Sergeant narrating: Police Constable Nicholas Angel: born, schooled in London. Graduated Canterbury University in 1993 with a double first in Politics and Sociology. Attended Hendon College of Police Training and displayed great attitude in field exercises, notably Urban Pacification and Riot Control. Academically excelled in theoretical coursework and final year examinations. Received the Baton of Honour, graduated with distinction into the Metropolitan Police Service and quickly established an effectiveness and popularity within the community. Proceeded to improve skill base with courses in advanced driving and advanced cycling. Became heavily involved in a number of extra-vocational activities and to this day holds the Met record for the hundred metre dash. In 2001, he began active duty with the renowned SO19 Armed Response Unit and received a Bravery Award for efforts in the resolution of Operation Crackdown. In the last twelve months, he has received nine special commendation

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Met Sergeant: Hello, Nicholas. Nicholas Angel: Hello, Sergeant. Met Sergeant: How's the hand? Nicholas Angel: Still a bit stiff. Met Sergeant: (sniffs deeply) It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did. Nicholas Angel: I like to think of my office as out on the street. Met Sergeant: Indeed you do. Your arrest record is... (opens a page on his desk with his right hand, reads from it) 400% higher than any other officer (closes page), which is high time such...skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant. Nicholas Angel: (grinning slightly) I see. Met Sergeant: (quickly and quietly) In Sandford, Gloucestershire. Nicholas Angel: In where, sorry? Met Sergeant: In Sandford, Gloucestershire. Nicholas Angel: (taking the new information in) That's... in the country. Met Sergeant: Yes, lovely. Nicholas Angel: Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London? Met Sergeant: (laughs briefly) No. Nicholas Angel:

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Chief Inspector: I know what you're going to say, Nicholas, but the fact is you've been making us all look bad. Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry, sir? Chief Inspector: Of course, we all appreciate your efforts, but you've been rather letting the side down. Met Inspector: It's all about being a team player, Nicholas. Met Sergeant: You can't be the Sheriff of London. Chief Inspector: If we let you carry on running around town, you'll continue to be exceptional... and we can't have that. You'll put us all out of a job. Nicholas Angel: With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear. Chief Inspector: Yyyes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector [Curls lip, menacingly] Nicholas Angel: Well, however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account... and that's what the team is gonna make of this!

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Nicholas Angel: Excuse me. Underage Drinker: What? Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday? Underage Drinker: [confidently] 22nd of February. Nicholas Angel: What year? Underage Drinker: Every year. Nicholas Angel: Get out. Nicholas Angel: YOU! When's your birthday? Underage Drinker #2: [clearly nervous and struggling to come up with a date] Uh... 8th of May, 1969? Nicholas Angel: You're 37? Underage Drinker #2: [nervously] Yeah? Nicholas Angel: Get out! Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday? Underage Drinker #3: [panicking, with a very high-pitched voice] Errr-- Nicholas Angel: OUT!

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Sgt. Turner: 'Nicholas Angel'. Oooh! When did you start? Nicholas Angel: Tomorrow. Sgt. Turner: Ah Well, I see you've already arrested the whole village. Nicholas Angel: Not exactly.

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Simon Skinner: Lock me up. Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry? Simon Skinner: I'm a slasher, and I must be stopped. Nicholas Angel: You're a what? Simon Skinner: A slasher... of prices! Ha ha ha, just kidding! I'm Simon Skinner, I run the local Supermarché. Stop in and see me some time. My discounts are criminal. [runs off] Catch me later!

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