Reservoir Dogs

Mr. Brown: Let me tell you what Like a Virgin is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks. Mr. Blonde: No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive... Mr. Brown: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out, Greenbay. Tell that fuckin' bullshit to the tourists. Joe Cabot: [looking at his address book] Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Mr. Brown: Like a Virgin is not about some sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what True Blue is about. Granted, no argument about that. Mr. Orange: Which one is True Blue? Nice Guy Eddie: You ain't heard True Blue? It was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops of the Pops shit, and even I've heard of True Blue. Mr. Orange: Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. Mr. Blonde: Personally,

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Mr. Blonde: Joe, you want me to shoot this guy for you? Mr. White: Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

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Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck! Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip? Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it. Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping? Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit. Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me just get this straight: you don't ever tip, huh? Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I mean I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. I mean, as far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice. Mr. Pink: She was OK. But she wasn't anything special. Mr. Blue: What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick? Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that. Mr. Pink: Look, I ordered coffee,

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Mr. White: Relax. Have a cigarette. Mr. Pink: I quit. Mr. White: Alright. Mr. Pink: Why, you got one?

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Mr. White: Okay. Let's go through what happened. Mr. Pink: Okay. Mr. White: We're in the place, everything's going fine. Then the alarm gets tripped. I turn around, and all these cops are outside. You're right, it was like, bam! [snaps fingers] I blink my eyes, and they're there. Everybody starts goin' apeshit, and Mr. Blonde starts to shoot all the-- Mr. Pink: [interrupting] That's not correct. Mr. White: What's wrong with it? Mr. Pink: Okay. The cops did not show up when the alarm went off. The cops didn't show up until after Mr. Blonde started shootin' everybody. Mr. White: As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops-- Mr. Pink: No, man, I'm telling you it wasn't that soon. They let--they didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde became a madman. I'm not sayin' they weren't there, I'm sayin' they were, but they didn't make, their-their move until after Mr. Blonde started shootin' everybody. I mean, that's how I know we were set up. C'mon, Mr. White, you can, I mean,

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Mr. Pink: Man, could you believe Mr. Blonde? Mr. White: That was the most insane fuckin' thing I have ever seen. Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? Mr. Pink: I mean, I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standin' in my way, one way or the other you're gettin' out of my way. Mr. White: [while splashing water on his face in the sink] That's the way I look at it. The choice between doin' ten years, or takin' out some stupid motherfucker, ain't no choice at all. [dries his face off with a paper towel] But I ain't no madman, either! What the fuck was Joe thinkin' when he came up with a guy like that? We were awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up. I came this close to takin' his ass out myself! Mr. Pink: [taking his gun out to reload it] I mean, everybody panics. Everybody. Things get tense...it's human nature, you panic. I don't care what your name is, you can't help it. Mr. Pink: Fuck, man, you panic on the inside. In yo

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