I Wasn't Ready [1.01]
Nicole "Nicky" Nichols: Look at you, blondie. What'd you do?
Piper Chapman: Aren't you not supposed to ask that question? I read that you're not supposed to ask that.
Nicole "Nicky" Nichols: You read that? What, you studied for prison?
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