Drop Dead Gorgeous

Maybe other people think I can't win a beauty pageant, but other people didn't think I could beat out Becky Leeman for President of the gun club either, and I did. It's just like Anthony Robins says, "I'm a winner, nobody can stop me, but me".

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Annette: I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house, you go find the guy who cut them off, he'll give 'em to you so you can practice for the pageant. Leslie: They'll never let you perform naked, I asked. Hank: Harold, Harold, Are we on cops again Harold?

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I want a big bag of little donuts.

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Iris: It's a $200 fine. Gladys: I told you I'd move the car if a cripple came. Now, just run in the store and pick out some outfits.

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Gladys: Wait, wait, wait. I think I just thought of a theme... "Proud to be an American". Interviewer: So what was the theme of the pageant last year? Gladys: Oh, that was "Buy American". Interviewer: And the year before that was? Gladys: "USA's A-OK" Interviewer: And can you remember the theme of your favourite pageant? Gladys: Can I? "Amer-I-Can!" People ask me where I get this, I don't know, maybe it's a gift from God, or something.

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Candy Striper: Hey, lil' Miss Sad-pants and her friend Serious Sally, how about some nice cool mints to turn those frowns upside-down. Loretta: D'ya think a nice cool mint'd help if I shoved your head up your ass?

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