Imagine Me & You

Ned: I love the smell of hot dogs in the evening. Smells like... hot dogs. Edie: She's not just heterosexual, she's barbie heterosexual!

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H: Heck, I've got a question. Tessa: Not now. Heck: What's the question, H? H: What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Heck: [thinks for a few seconds] I haven't got a bastard clue, I'm afraid. Tessa: There you are, you see. Now we can let him get married in peace. Luce: [Catches H before Tessa can take her away completely] It never happens. If there's a thing that can't be stopped, it's not possible for there to be something else which can't be moved, and vice versa. They can't both exist. You see, it's a trick question is the answer. H: [as Tessa leads her to the church] Can she sit with me?

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Luce: What's your name, anyway? H: Everyone calls me "H.' They tell me it's short for Henrietta, but it's not. It's short for Jesus "H" Christ. That's what my mummy said when she found out she was pregnant with me.

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Coop: [Standing at the altar with Heck] I fancy that flower girl. Heck: [Craning around to see if Rachel's coming] Yeah, yeah, I know you do. Coop: She likes me, right? I got a vibe that she likes me. Heck: Coop, it's my wedding day. Can we talk about me? Coop: Sure, yes. Coop: Did you get the vibe that she likes me?

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Luce: [Has come for a glass of punch, but finds Rachel blocking the way] What, is something wrong? I'm here to help. Rachel: My ring. I was getting some of this punch crap and... Luce: Your wedding ring? Rachel: It fell off. Off and in there. My wedding ring is in there. Luce: And you tried the ladle? Rachel: Nothing. Luce: And you can't empty... Rachel: No. Luce: No, it's too big. Right. Only one thing to do. Cover me. Rachel: What? Luce: Use the dress. Luce: I'm going in. Rachel: You can't just... Rachel: Oh, yes, really, you can.

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Edie: You need a love life. Luce: I have a like life. It suits me fine.

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