M*A*S*H, season 8

Williamson: Do you always treat enemy soldiers? Hawkeye: Of course not, only if they're sick.

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(to Willamson, furious at his blather about the Red Menace) Don't tell us about the Red Menace! We're up to our ankles in it! It comes out of those kids you keep sending us!

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Williamson: Will someone please tell me what's going on here? BJ: We thought your wife might like some pictures of your fact-finding tour. Hawkeye: Suitable for hanging.

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Klinger: (passing out copies of Stars & Stripes to the officers) Here; read this. Hawkeye: (reading) "Scandal Rocks Capitol Hill. Congressman Daniel Lurie-!" Everyone else: *gasps of surprise* Hawkeye: (reading on) "-Caught in Washington Love Nest with Aide's Wife! 'My-my husband drove me to it,' sobbed a tearful-" Everyone: (reading together) "-L. Shirley Williamson!" (laughter) Hawkeye: (reading on) "I needed more than a man who's married to his work first and me second!" Margaret: Oh well that seems fair. He had the Congressman's ear, and she got everything else!

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Ah...Napoleon. If you'd given more of this to Josephine...she might have stayed home nights.

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Oh none for me. It offends my palate, not to mention my co-palate.

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