Cannonball Run II

Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.

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Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling... Slim: Uh, you said "prostitution" twice. Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.

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Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission. J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.

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CHP Officer: What are you boys trying to pull? J.J. McClure: There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut. CHP Officer: Well, why Connecticut? J.J. McClure: They ran out.

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Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us? Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.

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King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave? Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years. The Slapper: Nine.

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