The Cannonball Run

Fenderbaum: We've got a secret weapon. God is our co-pilot! The Geek: You'll need him! Jamie Blake: *God* is our co-pilot? Fenderbaum: Uh huh... Jamie Blake: Remember our car? Fenderbaum: Uh huh... Jamie Blake: Two seats? Fenderbaum: Two seats... Jamie Blake: Where's he gonna sit? [smack] Where's he gonna sit? [smack]

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Fenderbaum: Why'd he call me Shorty? Jamie Blake: 'Cause you're small. Small. S - M - all.

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The Sheik: My driving is rivaled only by the lightning bolts from the heavens! Shiek's Sister: So you still intend to enter the race with the infidel Americans? The Sheik: The Cannonball will fall to the forces of Islam! [thunder crashes] My dear sister! I swear it!

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Mr. Foyt: Terrorists my dimpled ass! These people make terrorists look like the Sisters of Charity! These guys are Cannonballers! Pamela Glover: What is that? A bowling team?

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Mr. Foyt: Well, how do you all feel now you have raped the American highways? J.J. McClure: Beautiful!

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J.J. McClure: Thanks to you, Victor, we do not have a female patient in the back. Victor Prinsi: Well, it's not my fault that she didn't fit in the stretcher! J.J. McClure: She doesn't fit in the AMBULANCE!

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