The Blair Witch Project

Heather: [walking up to Josh's car to greet him] Hey there! It's Mr. Punctuality! How the hell are ya this morning? Josh: [getting out of car] Tired.

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Heather: [pointing the video camera at Mike's chest] It's warm out today so this is the first time that we're seeing Mike's chest. It's really hard to pick up on video actually. Mike has really sporadic hair patterns on his chest. It's like: blank...hairy...blank...hairy. Mike: You should see my ass.

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Heather: [slowly zooming in on it] What could have killed this mouse? Could it be the Blair Witch? Mike: [offscreen] How about God?

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Mike: What bugs me out is that we're so damn deep in the woods, and people are gonna try and come out here and mess with us, then they gotta have something wrong with them, and I'm not gonna play with that. Heather: But how do we know it was people? Mike: Well, even if it wasn't, I'm not gonna play with that either!

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Heather: Woke up this morning, just like two seconds ago, and there are piles of rocks outside of our tent. There are three, actually. Josh: Are you seriously fucking positive those weren't there when we set up camp last night? Heather: I am seriously fucking positive these were not here. How would we've, like, just made a campsite in between three piles of rocks, just by coincidence?

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Josh: I heard two noises coming from two separate areas of space over there. One of them could have been an owl, but the other one sounded like a cackling. Heather: No way! Josh: Yeah, it was like a serious cackling. Heather: See, my problem is that I sleep like a fucking rock. Mike: If I heard a cackling, I would have shit in my pants!

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