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Reggie (voice-over): Holidays, the whole world loves them. [chuckles] That's why there are so many. (Includes, New Years. Halloween.) Christmas. Easter. Hanukkah. The one thing they all have in common... food, like Thanksgiving. That's what it's all about. A time to sit down over the holiday meal. [a family is having a Thanksgiving Dinner with a roasted Turkey] It's everyone's favorite part. [unknown to the family, they are being watched by a horrified domestic turkey named Reggie] Unless of course, you are the meal. Reggie: [screams in horror to see the farmer cutting up the Turkey, pants, then, resumes screaming] Reggie (voice-over): My name is Reggie, by the way. [Reggie in reality continues to scream in fear] I'm the turkey screaming for his life. Reggie: Ah! Ah! [runs back to the farm] Reggie (voice-over): Thanksgiving is a turkey's (number 1) worst nightmare. And trust me, I've tried to warn them. Reggie: You don't get it! They're fattening us up so they can eat us! Turkey 1: It'

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Elder Turkey: Our world is made of corn. [grabs leaf] Leafy corn. [has corn in his wing] Corn corn. [waves his wing at sun] Fire corn! Reggie: That's an awesome theory, but I think they actually call that the Sun. Elder Turkey: [pauses] Out. Out!

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Jake: [sternly] Whatever you do, do not make a sound. [removes the bag from Reggie to see him] Reggie: [screams to see Jake as Jake shuts his beak] Jake: Shh... I'm Jake from the TFF. That's Turkey Freedom Front. You've just been recruited for a top-secret mission. Reggie: Ah! [runs off back to Camp David with Jake watching him] Help! I've been kidnapped by a wild turkey! Security, set tasers to kill! [Jake uses his own wing to stop Reggie, flinging him into the air] Ah! [Jake grabs the TV remote, as Reggie lands on his back] Oh. [2 security officers hears this from the distance] Security Guard: What was that? [looks around at the woods with flashlight, as Jake is stealthily hides behind a tree, the security head back inside] Reggie: [groans in pain] Jake: Love your enthusiasm, comrade. [grabs Reggie and pins on a tree] But you're running in the wrong direction. Besides, we're already behind schedule. Reggie: [confused] We're behind schedule? Jake: We are? Why didn't you say so? [grabs

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Reggie: Ow! What are you doing? Jake: Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. We must attack the fort (and free those captured comrades) tonight. Reggie: Ah! Oh! Ah! Ow! We shouldn't attack anything. (Even the fort. It'll risk the safety of the flock.) Jake: He told me we must do it together. Reggie: Oh! Give me a break. He? The Great Turkey? [sarcastically] Ooh! He's a voice inside your head. [Jake turns around to him, feeling insulted] Jake: How dare you. There is nothing inside my head. The Great Turkey is real. [Reggie shakes his head in annoyance] I saw him with my own two eyes. Reggie: The more you say that name, the dumber it sounds. I mean-- [Jake angrily grabs him in the neck] Jake: The Great Turkey is the greatest turkey that I know and you will never be as great as The Great Turkey who is the greatest... turkey. Reggie: [chokingly] Okay. [Jake realizes and lets go of his neck] Jake: I'm sorry, Reggie. I didn't grow up on a nice free-range farm. [flashback] I grew up in a cold, clinical fac

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I knew he was a coward.

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Chief Broadbeak: GO! Join the others! Jenny: Not without you! Chief Broadbeak: [softly] Jenny... Jenny: Daddy! Chief Broadbeak: I'll always be with you.

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Jenny: My father loved this flock. And he will always be a part of it. He gave his life to give us ours. [Reggie starts to leave out of guilt] So, we will honor him. [Reggie sadly looks back at Jenny] But right now, we need to do what we must to survive. Reggie: [sadly] This is all my fault. [leaves] Jenny: They have taken our home. They've taken our family. [Jake realizes Reggie is gone] We have only one choice now. We will fight! We will stand and fight! This is our home! No more hiding! We will attack the fort, free our family and make our flock whole once again! Who's with me!? Ranger: We fight! Danny: We fight, brother! [the flock chants as Jake runs after Reggie, meanwhile Reggie sadly walks through the forest to get to STEVE] STEVE: Good morning, Reggie. Why the long face? That is a punch line from a joke. Reggie: Just take me home. Jake: Reggie, wait! The flock is in trouble! Reggie: [angrily] Yup. (They are all in grave danger.) And you know why? Because of us! We didn't save

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Reggie: [sighs in remorse as he goes back inside] See you later, STEVE. STEVE: Goodbye, Reggie. Reggie: [gasps softly to see a Future Reggie] Future Reggie: Hey. (Hold on right there.) Reggie: [screams as he slams the door in fear and panic trying to keep it shut] Future Reggie: [inside the house] Hey, hey, hey! Wait! Wait! Reggie: [strains to keep the door shut, but accidentally pulls the door knob off and sees his future self coming out] Future Reggie: Snap out of it Reggie, we don't have time for this. Reggie: Ah! [turns to run away with Future Reggie chasing him] Future Reggie: Hey! [tackles Reggie and gets him up] I'm breaking like 100 time travel rules, and this might destroy the universe, but I don't have a choice. I've come back from the future to tell you something really important. Reggie: What is it? [brief pause] Future Reggie: You're an idiot. Reggie: Whoa! That's a little harsh. I may not be a genius but... Future Reggie: Everything you want is back in 1621. Jenny, Jake,

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Where's Reggie?

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Reggie: Are you sure you won't stay here with the flock? Jake: I'm a turkey of action, Reggie. Reggie: Well, I guess this is good-bye. Jake: No, Reggie. Good-byes are just hellos, carried across the wind until our paths... intersect once again. Reggie: That's beautiful… and confusing. Jake, Reggie, and Jenny: [laugh as Jake hugs Reggie and pats him on the head when he starts to leave with STEVE] Jake: Wild, undomesticated turkeys of the past. I'll never forget you. [the flock, Reggie & Jenny wave good-bye to Jake & STEVE as Jake sits on the seat] STEVE: Where would you like to go, Jake? Jake: Wherever we are needed, STEVE. Wherever we are needed. [Jake and STEVE leave as Reggie and Jenny watch] Reggie: [to Jenny] So, this is Turkey Paradise. [romantically kisses her, much to her amazement & her left eye drops] Jenny: [sighs in amazement] Wow, you're moving pretty fast for a Pisces. Whatever that is. STEVE: Oh my. [zaps into black]

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Reggie: Jake, what happened? You were only were gone like a second. Jake: Actually, I've been gone for years. Have you heard about the turducken? Chicken: BAWK! Duck: QUACK!