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Reggie (voice-over): Holidays, the whole world loves them. [chuckles] That's why there are so many. (Includes, New Years. Halloween.) Christmas. Easter. Hanukkah. The one thing they all have in common... food, like Thanksgiving. That's what it's all about. A time to sit down over the holiday meal. [a family is having a Thanksgiving Dinner with a roasted Turkey] It's everyone's favorite part. [unknown to the family, they are being watched by a horrified domestic turkey named Reggie] Unless of course, you are the meal. Reggie: [screams in horror to see the farmer cutting up the Turkey, pants, then, resumes screaming] Reggie (voice-over): My name is Reggie, by the way. [Reggie in reality continues to scream in fear] I'm the turkey screaming for his life. Reggie: Ah! Ah! [runs back to the farm] Reggie (voice-over): Thanksgiving is a turkey's (number 1) worst nightmare. And trust me, I've tried to warn them. Reggie: You don't get it! They're fattening us up so they can eat us! Turkey 1: It'

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Elder Turkey: Our world is made of corn. [grabs leaf] Leafy corn. [has corn in his wing] Corn corn. [waves his wing at sun] Fire corn! Reggie: That's an awesome theory, but I think they actually call that the Sun. Elder Turkey: [pauses] Out. Out!

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Jake: [sternly] Whatever you do, do not make a sound. [removes the bag from Reggie to see him] Reggie: [screams to see Jake as Jake shuts his beak] Jake: Shh... I'm Jake from the TFF. That's Turkey Freedom Front. You've just been recruited for a top-secret mission. Reggie: Ah! [runs off back to Camp David with Jake watching him] Help! I've been kidnapped by a wild turkey! Security, set tasers to kill! [Jake uses his own wing to stop Reggie, flinging him into the air] Ah! [Jake grabs the TV remote, as Reggie lands on his back] Oh. [2 security officers hears this from the distance] Security Guard: What was that? [looks around at the woods with flashlight, as Jake is stealthily hides behind a tree, the security head back inside] Reggie: [groans in pain] Jake: Love your enthusiasm, comrade. [grabs Reggie and pins on a tree] But you're running in the wrong direction. Besides, we're already behind schedule. Reggie: [confused] We're behind schedule? Jake: We are? Why didn't you say so? [grabs

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Reggie: Ow! What are you doing? Jake: Tomorrow's Thanksgiving. We must attack the fort (and free those captured comrades) tonight. Reggie: Ah! Oh! Ah! Ow! We shouldn't attack anything. (Even the fort. It'll risk the safety of the flock.) Jake: He told me we must do it together. Reggie: Oh! Give me a break. He? The Great Turkey? [sarcastically] Ooh! He's a voice inside your head. [Jake turns around to him, feeling insulted] Jake: How dare you. There is nothing inside my head. The Great Turkey is real. [Reggie shakes his head in annoyance] I saw him with my own two eyes. Reggie: The more you say that name, the dumber it sounds. I mean-- [Jake angrily grabs him in the neck] Jake: The Great Turkey is the greatest turkey that I know and you will never be as great as The Great Turkey who is the greatest... turkey. Reggie: [chokingly] Okay. [Jake realizes and lets go of his neck] Jake: I'm sorry, Reggie. I didn't grow up on a nice free-range farm. [flashback] I grew up in a cold, clinical fac

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I knew he was a coward.

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Chief Broadbeak: GO! Join the others! Jenny: Not without you! Chief Broadbeak: [softly] Jenny... Jenny: Daddy! Chief Broadbeak: I'll always be with you.

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