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Gru: [on the phone] No, no, no! What do you mean, she's not coming?! I have a backyard full of these little girls who are counting on a visit from a fairy princess! [a Minion accidentally hits his shin with a mace] Ah! Hurts! Ah! Stop it! [chases him off with his spatula; sighs before getting back on the phone] Listen! I don't want a refund! I want a fairy princess, please! Please, I am begging you. [pauses] You know what? I hope that you can sleep at night, you crusher of little girls' dreams! [hits the phone with his spatula and hangs up] Agnes: [approaches him] Ooh, ooh, when is the fairy princess coming? Gru: [in a happy singsong voice] Any minute now. Agnes: Yay! [runs off] Gru: [to the Minions; quietly] Stall them!

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Margo: Whoa! Whoa! Okay, okay, all right. That's enough of the magic show! Minions: Awwww. Margo: Wait, did you hear that? It sounded like the twinkling sounds of magical fairy dust. Agnes: [gasps] It's the fairy princess! She’s coming! Margo: [gasps] Look!

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Gru: [falsetto] It is I, Gru... Zinkerbell, the most magical fairy princess of all! And I am here to wish Princess Agnes a very happy birthday! [throws a handful of fairy dust] Little Girl: [raises her hand] How come you're so fat? Gru: Because… my house is made of candy, and sometimes, I eat instead of facing my problems! Little Girl: How come you have... [Gru blows some fairy dust in her face; coughs] Gru: [normally] Okay, time for cake! Agnes: Thank you, Gruzinkerbell. You’re the best fairy princess ever. Gru: [falsetto] You are welcome, little girl. Agnes: [runs off, but quickly returns; whispering] I know it’s really you, Gru. I’m just pretending for the other kids. Jillian: Hey there, Gru, Mr. Life of the Party! Gru: [attempts a smile; normally] Hello, Jillian. Jillian: So, I'm gonna go out on a limb here, but my friend Natalie is recently single, and... [Natalie falls down] Gru: No, no, no. Get off the limb right now. No limb. Jillian: Oh, come... she’s a riot. She sings karaoke

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Gru: Kyle? Kyle? Kyle, no! Do not do your business on the petunias! [picks Kyle and drops him in the yard next door] There you go, those are Fred's. Go crazy. [Kyle does his business, killing the plant and die; chuckles sinisterly] Good boy. Lucy: [off-screen] Mr. Gru? Gru: [stuttering] Wha, I didn't, wha... Yes? Lucy: [appears on-screen] Hi. Agent Lucy Wilde of the AVL. [shows her AVL ID-card, but notices she shows it upside-down] Oops. [giggles nervously, then becomes serious] Sorry. You're gonna have to come with me. Gru: Oh, sorry. I- [suddenly takes his freeze ray out of his polo, then aims and fires at Lucy] Freeze ray! Lucy: You know, you really should announce your weapons [takes a tube of lipstick out of her purse] after you fire them, Mr. Gru. For example, [presses a button on the tube, two barbs shoot into Gru, who drops his freeze ray when he is filled with electricity; in a happy singsong voice] Lipstick tazer! [Gru convulses, dances disco, and finally passes out due to th

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[screaming] <big>AAAAAAAIIIEEEAAAIIIEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!</big>

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Silas: Good afternoon, Mr. Gru. Gru: [weakly] Eh... Silas: I apologize for our methods of getting you there. Lucy: I don't! I'd do it again in a heartbeat! And I am not gonna lie, I enjoyed that. Every second of it. Gave me a bit of a buzz, actually... Silas: [interrupts Lucy] That's enough, Agent Wilde. Lucy: [calmly] Sorry, sir. Gru: Okay, this is bogus! [drops a starfish onto Stuart; Phil laughs at Stuart] I don't know who you people think you are, but... Silas: We are the Anti-Villain League. An ultra-secret organization dedicated to fighting crime on a global scale. Rob a bank, we're not interested. Kill someone, not our deal. But you want to melt the polar ice caps or vaporize Mount Fuji or even steal the moon? Then we notice. Gru: First of all, you got no proof that I did that. Second, after I did do that, I put it back! Silas: We're well aware of that, Mr. Gru. That's why we brought you here. I am the league's director, Silas Ramsbottom. Stuart: [smirks] Bottom. [starts laughin

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Gru: [whispers] Hey, I told you guys to get to bed. Margo: Oh, sorry. Edith: [making a drawing] So when ya goin' on your date? Gru: What? Edith: Remember? Miss Jillian said she was arranging a date for you. Gru: Yeah, well, she is a nut job and I'm not going on any date. Edith: Why not? [hangs from her bed ladder] Are you scared? Lisa: [to her friends] Hey, did you guys see the moon landing on TV? Girls: Yeah, I can't believe it. It’s so cool… Lisa: Yeah, and you know what... Young Gru: [approaches them] Excuse me, Lisa? Lisa: [not paying attention] I was talking to Billy the other day. Girls: No way. Lisa: And I think he likes me. Young Gru: [clears his throat; nervous] Hey, Lisa, I was wondering if you... [taps his finger on her shoulder] Little Girl: [points at Gru's finger on Lisa's shoulder] Ewww! Gru touched Lisa! Gru touched Lisa! Little Kids: [horrified] Eeeewww! Little Girl: [to the whole playground] Lisa's got Gruties! Gru: [snaps out of his flashback] Scared? Of what? Women?

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Lucy: [to herself; out of breath] Oof, wasn’t expecting that. [strikes a martial arts pose] Or was I? [turns to Gru] Ooh, you got... you got a little of... [a purple frosting-covered Gru gives her a deadpan glare. A second later, a cupcake slowly falls off his head, leaving a long smear on it] Here, I’ll... I’ll get it... [tries to remove the icing off a dumbstruck Gru’s face] Oh, that’s just spreading... um... Gru: All right, all right. I got it, I got it! [irritated] Stop it! Lucy: [backs off] Oh. [takes a deep breath] I'll let you get it. [Gru sighs and rubs the icing off his face, then uses his scarf like a towel to clean it] Yeah, what you just saw there was a little something new I have been working on. It’s a combination of Jujitsu, Krav Maga, Aztec warfare and [singing] krumpin'! Gru: [annoyed] Okay, that’s weird. Why are you here? Lucy: [suddenly appears in front of Gru] On assignment from Silas. [grabs Gru by his jacket's lapels; excited] I’m your new partner! Yay! [starts da

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Gru: [entering the girls' bedroom] All right, homework done, pajamas on, teeth brushed, time for bed. Margo: What's the big hurry? Gru: I just... I have a lot of work to do. Edith: Work, what kind of work? Gru: Very important business. So hugs, kisses... [gives the girls a hug and kisses their foreheads, then puts them in bed, while throwing Edith] Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... [suddenly sees Agnes standing at the doorway] Agnes: But you said me you would help me practice my part for the Mother’s Day show. Gru: [sighs; giving in] Fine, fine... [reluctantly] Let me hear it, quickly. Agnes: [blankly] She kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair. My mother is beyond compare. We love you mothers everywhere. [smiles at Gru] Gru: [surprised] Wow! That was... something else! I really like the way you smiled at the end. Let's try this one more time, but a teensy bit less like a zombie, okay? Agnes: Okay. [blankly] She kisses my boo-boos, she braids m

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Gru: [lifting a floor tile; smiling maliciously] We’re stealth ninjas. We make no sound. Lucy: Right. Gotcha. [kicks the door open, much to Gru’s astonishment] Ya! Gru: [maliciously] Alright, El Macho. You're going down. Lucy: [stops him] Wait! Wait. Gru: What? [Lucy takes a spray can out of her purse and starts spraying the air; confused] What are you doing? Lucy: I'm checking for laser beam alarm triggers. Gru: [looks around] It's a restaurant! [glares at her sternly] Lucy: You never know what booby traps this guy could've set, huh? Come on! Gru: There are no booby traps. [accidentally steps on a wire without seeing, triggering and ringing a bell] Lucy: Ha! [pointing to the bell] Booby! Lucy: Huh, there's a chicken. [gasps] Are you lost, little guy? You must be lost! Gru: [points to the chicken, referring to it; smug] Ha! Some guard dog. [the chicken suddenly leaps on him, continuously pecking his bald head] Aah! Get it off of me! Get it off of me! Get it off of me!

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Lucy: [referring to the X-ray goggles] How're they working? Tell me, tell me! Gru: [frightened upon seeing Lucy via the X-ray goggles] Aah! Oof! Lucy: [confused] What's wrong? Something wrong? Gru: [dazed] Oh, that's an image I'll never get out of my brain. Blagh! [continues looking with the x-ray goggles until he sees a portrait holding something; smiling sinisterly] I knew it! [gasps; removes the painting off the wall, revealing a safe] The serum is in here! Lucy: Ooh, then let’s get it! Gru: [takes a safe-cracking device out of his pocket, placing it over the combination wheel which activates automatically; giggling gleefully] Oh, this is going to be good! Ahh... [the safe opens, revealing something other than the serum] Aha! [realizing the canister does not contain the serum] What? [it is revealed he is holding a jar filled with salsa] It's secret salsa? Lucy: [disappointed] Aw, man.

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Lucy: [puts on her binoculars] All right, there he is. Suspect #8 - Floyd Eaglesan. Gru: Oh, okay. Lucy: See if you can get closer. Go, go... Gru: [tries to approach the entrance but makes a sharp noise when moving the garbage bin; Floyd Eagle-san turns back and looks around, then enters the store] Alright. What the? [when a man attempts to throw a cup of hot coffee into Gru's garbage can; to himself] Oh, no. That's not good! [suddenly freezes, revealing his legs. Confused, the man tries it again, but Gru dodges and takes off running, accidentally hitting a bent-over woman's butt before he falls down the escalator, rolling out of the garbage can and stumbling upon his daughters] Agnes: [off-screen] Hey, Gru! Gru: [looks up and sees the girls in front of him] Oh, girls! What are you doing here? Margo: Well, we thought we'd come to visit you at work. [looks at her father and the trash can] So... you're saving the world in a garbage can? Gru: [sarcastically] Ah ha ha ha ha! Funny. Lucy: [

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Agnes: [seeing Edith grabbing coins from the wishing fountain in the mall] Is that stealing? Edith: [comes out of the water, wearing a diving mask and snorkel] Not if my wish was to get a lot of free coins!

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Antonio: Cool glasses. Margo: Uh... [chuckles nervously] Antonio: I’m Antonio. Margo: I’m... Margo. Antonio: I was just going to get a cookie. Care to join me? Margo: [nervous] Uh,... sure. I’m... Margo. [once seeing her going out with Antonio, Edith, still wearing her diving mask and snorkel, loudly clears her throat in suspicion; nervous] Um... I’ll catch up with you guys later. Bye! [leaves her sisters] Edith: (talking to the audience): First I Liked to say is… (farts) …Excuse Me! Agnes: [eagerly shaking Edith] We gotta go tell Gru! Gru: [contacting Lucy] Alright, I’m going in. Lucy: [informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones] If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle aloud will make a sound like this, Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo! Gru: [cuts off Lucy; annoyed] Okay, I get it! I get it! [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club] Floyd: [chuckles] Welcome to Eagle Hair C

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Margo: [chuckling] Oh, you're so funny! Edith: Gross! [referring to Margo and Antonio, pointing at them] Look, they're in love! Gru: Oh, no, no, no. Don't say that they're... no, no, no! [leaves for Margo and Antonio] Antonio: [seriously] And my dream... is to one day play video games for a living. Margo: Wow. [chuckles] You're so complicated! Gru: [interrupts them, smiling nervously] Margo. [Margo gasps in astonishment] What is going on here? Margo: Oh, Gru, se llama Antonio. Me llamo, Margo. Gru: Me llamo llama ding-dong! [serious] Who cares? Let's go.

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Eduardo: [starts to hug Gru] So good to see you again, mi compadré! Antonio: Oh, I see you’ve already met my father. [Margo lovingly stares at him] Gru: [being hugged by Eduardo] What the... father? Eduardo: [stops hugging him] Si! Look at this crazy little world we live in, eh? Come, sit! Let me get you something. Gru: [sees Pollito squawking and glaring at him] Oh... look at you. [Eduardo scoops up the chicken; laughing nervously] He likes me! [attempts to pet Pollito, but he lunges at him] Eduardo: Oh, oh, I’m sorry, Pollito is usually very friendly. [cradling his pet] He had a rough night. [Pollito stares at Gru relentlessly] Gru: [chuckles nervously] Well, we should be going. Girls, come on. [attempts to leave] Eduardo: [stops him and brings Margo and Antonio closer towards each other] That is a pity. Young love is beautiful, no? Gru: No! [chuckles nervously] You know, they’re not in love. They hardly know each other! Eduardo: You are right, Cabesa De Huevo! They must get to know

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Silas: I'm sorry. El Macho? Haven't we eliminated him as a suspect, after the whole "Salsa" incident? Gru: Yes, but there has been a new development and I'm telling you: This is the guy. You need to arrest him immediately. And his deviously charming son! I'm pretty sure the son is involved in too. The son also. You got to get the son! [referring to Antonio; whispering] I think that the son is the mastermind. There is a look. There is a devilish look in his eyes and I don't like it! [gets back in his chair] Silas: Yes, but I don't really see any evidence for- Gru: [cuts him off] Evidence, schmevidence! I go with my gut and my gut tells me this guy is El Macho! Lock him up! Lock up the son. Don't forget about the son. The kid GIVES ME THE CREEPS! Silas: Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear... Lucy: Uh, but on the less [whistles] crazy side of things, uh, Gru discovered traces of the serum at Eagle Hair Club. Silas: [regaining his interest] Hmm, interesting. Lucy: Yeah! And you know who made that ha

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Gru: [groans] Kevin! The Wi-Fi's out! [pause] Kevin? [to a Minion] Hey Lance, where the heck is Kevin? [Lance scoffs and shrugs; Gru sighs] All right. We need to revisit the number of vacation days you guys get. I can't find anybody anymore. Jillian: [off-screen] Gru! It's Jillian! [Annoyed by her, Gru shoots an imaginary bullet in his head, becoming really bored] I brought good news! [cut on her with another woman] I have my friend Shannon here with me. I was thinking, you two, can get some grub, you know, tear it up, see what happens! [cracks herself up; cut on Gru seeing Agnes approaching; off-screen] Uh, open up! Gru: [whispers] Agnes, Agnes. [Agnes stops singing] Tell Jillian I'm not here. Agnes: Gru's not here! Jillian: Are you sure? Agnes: Yes, he just told me! Gru: [cringes] Mmm-mmm! Agnes: I mean, no. He didn't just tell me. Jillian: [laughs; peeking through the keyhole] Agnes, where is Gru? Gru: Zoom! [Gru approaches Agnes, then makes a "zip your lips" gesture] Agnes: He's pu

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Lucy: [enters the Italian restaurant] Hi. Take-out for Lucy? Hostess: Sure. Just a sec. [leaves off; After the hostess left, Lucy narrows her eyes, then hides behind a aquarium. She sees Gru and Shannon, who’s doing sit-ups, before she presses a button on her watch that turns into a eavesdropping device that she puts in her ears] Shannon: [heard through Lucy’s high tech eavesdropping device] Your accent is so exotic. Gru: Ah. Well, thank you very much. I was... Shannon: I know someone who can fix that for you and you’ll be talking normal in no time. Gru: [laughs awkwardly; sweating] Whew. Is it hot in here? How’s the food? Shannon: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Are you wearing a wig?! Gru: What? [noticing his wig is in a wrong direction, quickly rotates it back; nervously] I don't think so! Shannon: I knew it. You're a phony. I hate phonies! Gru: Oh... what? No, these locks are all mine. Shannon: No, they're not! You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna rip that thing off your head and sh

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Lucy: Well, I think you did it. You just officially had the worst date ever. Gru: Huh, tell me about it. Lucy: Don’t worry, it can only get better from here, right? But if it doesn’t, you can always borrow my dart gun. I’ve had to use it on one or two dates myself. Gru: Yeah, you know, as far as dates go, I think I’m good with just the one. [chuckles nervously] Lucy: Well, good night, partner. [starts walking toward her car. Gru gets up to walk beside her] This was fun. Gru: Yes. Surprisingly, it was. Lucy: Oh, and uh, just between you and me? You look much better bald. [the spies exchange looks as Lucy pecks Gru on the cheek before happily leaving him] See you tomorrow! [Gru smiles happily as she takes off, unaware of Shannon falling off the porch behind him]

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Pharrell: 🎵 Ay-ay-ay! (Because I'm happy) 🎵 Pharrell: 🎵 Clap along if you know what that's what you wanna do. 🎵 Gru: [confused] Mr. Ramsbottom? Silas: Oh, hello. Gru: What are you doing here? Silas: We got him. Gru: Got who? Silas: Floyd Eaglesan! Our agents located a secret room in the shop last night, [snaps his fingers, signaling a female AVL agent holding a Ziploc bag containing a canister. He then shows it to Gru] and uh, discovered this! It’s empty, but we found traces of the PX-41 serum in it. He’s our man. So, somehow, in spite of your incompetence, we solved this one. Floyd: [handcuffed and carried away] I was framed! You won’t get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman! Gru: [stunned] Ah. Alright. So... what now? Silas: Well, you’re now free to go back to your "business". Mmm. Jams and jellies. And it looks like Agent Wilde will be transferring to our Australian branch. Gru: [shocked] Australia...? Silas: Yes. But thank you...for everythin

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Agnes: [comes outside, holding an umbrella] I brought you an umbrella. Gru: [smiles at Agnes, then takes the umbrella] Ah, thank you. Agnes: What are you doing out here? Gru: Remember when you said that I liked Lucy? Well, (whether you were joking or not,) it turns out... you're right. Agnes: [smiles] Really? Gru: Yes, but... well, she's moving away. I'm never going to see her again. [Agnes sags along with him and slightly kicks her feet] Agnes: Is there anything I could do to help? Gru: Oh, I don't... I don't think so, sweetheart. Agnes: Well, is anything you could do? [Gru heads up like he suddenly remembers something]

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Gru: "Hello, Lucy. This is Gru. I know, up to this point, our relationship is been strictly professional, and that you’re leaving for Australia and all, but…" [stammering] Okay, here is the question. "Would you like to... to go out on a date?" Minion: [dressed as Lucy] Ehh... no. Gru: Okay, that's not helping. [hangs up the phone] Alright, here we go, for real this time. [checks Lucy's phone number, cracks his neck, then stretches and finally takes a deep breath; to himself] I can do this. [tries to pick up the phone, however, over time, becomes so frustrated that he stands up and takes his flamethrower; enraged] I hate you! [uses his flamethrower to incinerate his telephone.] Ah. [In moments, the fire alarm starts blaring, and one of the Minions bursts through the wall with axes to put out the fire] Bee-Do Firefighter Minion: Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do! [followed by a Minion with a hose and a Minion imitating a siren.] Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-Do! Bee-duh…! [After putting out t

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Edith: Whoa! This place is awesome! Gru: Okay, let's party, huh, but 1st, let's go over the rules, because, what is fun without the rules? Agnes, easy on the churros. Edith, try not to kill anyone. Edith: [sincerely] Hai. Gru: [sees Margo meeting Antonio] Margo... Antonio: Hello, Mr. Gru. Gru: [groans in disgust] Okay. [pulls Antonio and Margo from each other] Margo: [angrily] Gru! Gru: There must be the standard six foot of space between you and boys, [referring to Antonio] especially this boy... [surprised to see Antonio is beside Margo again] Antonio: [laughs behind Gru] Ah, you are a funny man. There are no rules, senor. It's Cinco de Mayo. [to the girls] Come on! They're starting to dance. Agnes: Arriba!

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Eduardo: [chuckles] So glad that you could make it, mi compadré! [Noticing him, Gru looks up and hides Lucy's lipstick taser] Hey, what’s wrong? Gru: Oh, nothing. Nothing is wrong. I’m just chilling with the guac from my chip hat. [takes a bite of his hat, smiling nervously] Eduardo: Gru, please. I know that look all too well. [lightly touches Gru’s chest] It is the look of a broken heart. Gru: How did you know? Eduardo: Believe me, my friend. I too have spent many nights trying to drown my sorrows in guacamole. Gru: You? Eduardo: Yes. [grabs a chair and sits down] But we are survivors. There is much more to us than meets the eye, hmm? [gives Gru a mysterious smile] Enjoy the party.

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Lucy: [confused] Say what? [snaps out of her hallucination, then looks in the magazine again, revealing a regular pilot. She flips the page, but gasps once seeing Gru. Lucy hastily shuts the magazine, then opens it again, now revealing a muscular man diving] Stewardess: [approaches Lucy] Would you like some peanuts or pretzels? [Lucy gasps in astonishment and sees her as Gru. She suddenly hears a passenger laughing like Gru] Passenger: That’s a good joke. [Lucy looks behind her and sees a mother holding a baby, both looking like Gru] Baby: I just did a boom boom. Stewardess: I really need you to make a choice, hun. Lucy: [smiles] I choose Gru. [runs to the emergency hatch] I choose Gru! [opens the hatch] Thank you, Gru-stewardess! Stewardess: [waves at Lucy] You're welcome! El Macho: [appears behind Gru] You have not lost your touch, my friend. Gru: Aha! I knew it! You are El Macho! El Macho: THAT'S RIGHT! Gru: [eager] Nobody believed me! Ho ho, but I knew you weren't dead. El Macho: [

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Eduardo: [off-screen] Pollito! What’s the matter? [appears and picks up Pollito, petting him] Lucy: Oh, hey! Eduardo! Eduardo: Lucia! I apologize. Pollito, he’s not usually like this. The same thing happened the other day with... with Gru and... Lucy: Oh, speaking of Gru...uh, have you seen him? I really need to talk to him. Eduardo: Yes, I think he’s around here somewhere. You two are close, no? Lucy: Oh, I don’t know. I mean close... I wouldn't say we were "close". Why, did he say we were close? Did he say that? Eduardo: It’s more than what he didn't say. For instance, he never mentioned... [turns Pollito around, who’s holding Lucy’s AVL credentials in his beak] ...that you were both working for the Anti-Villain League! [Lucy gasps in horror; grabs Lucy tightly] You're coming with me. [yanks her away] Lucy: Hey! Dr. Nefario: [holding a Mexican flag cupcake and a drink; shocked] Crikey! Edith: So Eduardo's actually El Macho? Cool! Gru: No, it is not cool. [closes the curtains] Plus, I

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Agnes: [startled and scared] AHH! What was that?! Margo: [gets up, walks slowly to the window and opens the curtains; the somewhat scared Agnes holds her unicorn] I don't see anything. Margo: [screams] RUN! Agnes: [accidentally drops her unicorn, which ends up in Evil Kevin's jaws] NO! MY UNICORN!! Margo: [off-screen] AGNES, NO! Kevin: BAH-DEE, BAH-DEE!! Margo: Come on! Hurry! Agnes: Move! Edith: [stops playing ping-pong] hey! What's the matter? Kevin: Ooh-la-la! [sits up] Um, picatos? Agnes: (gasps happy with tears in joy) Kevin! Minions: Kevin! [dog pile him] Margo: Dr. Nefario, you’re back! Dr. Nefario: In the flesh! (That’s right.) Behold... [reveals an Erlenmeyer flask filled with a yellow substance] the antidote! [heads towards the jelly containers] Come on, let’s put this horrible jelly into some good use!

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Dave (who is fake evil minion): Uh… [blows raspberries says: "Pfft!" then chuckles: "Ha-ha!"] No? Evil Minion: <big><big>BLAAAAAAAAAAURGH!!!!!!</big></big> Gru: <big>RUN!!!</big> Gru: Up that tree! Hurry! Hurry! [climbs as his minion friends follow him up a tree, the evil minions are biting a tree causing it to fall] Run!

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Dr. Nefario: Hello, Gru! Gru: Hey-hey! Nice work, Dr. Nefario! [leaps onto the ship] Dr. Nefario: I put the antidote in the jelly. [pauses] I mean, I’m happy to create an evil army and destroy the world. But nobody messes with my family. Gru: Thank you, Doctor. [determined] Now let’s go get the-! [suddenly sees his daughters holding jelly guns] Agnes: Hi! Gru: You brought the girls?! Dr. Nefario: [excited] Yes! [pauses briefly] Oh, was that wrong? Edith: [firing a large jelly Gatling gun] Whooooo! Yeeeaaahhh! El Macho: [astonished] What is happening to my Minions? [tiny pauses] Gru? Gru: You guys take care of the rest of the Minions. I’m going to find Lucy. [jumps out of the ship, armed with two big jelly guns. The ship lands near the entrance, then the girls and Minions jump out of it, holding and firing their jelly guns at the evil minions.] Agnes: Eat jelly, you purple freaks! Whoa! Whoa! [fires her jelly gun, but goes out of control, yet still capable of neutralizing a dozen minion

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Agnes: [to herself] Okay. [stands on top of the girls' wedding table; to everyone else] Excuse me? Um, hi, excuse me? [Margo ticks on her glass with a fork multiple times like a cow bell, attracting everyone's attention to a nervous Agnes] Uh, [clears her throat] Hi, everybody! I'd like to make some toast. Uh... [looks at Gru] Gru: [smiles; quietly] Okay. Agnes: [nervous] She, um, she kisses my boo-boos, she braids my hair. [happily] We love you mothers everywhere, [turns to her parents] and my new mom Lucy is beyond compare. [receives a outstanding ovation] Minions: Aww... Lucy: [impressed and proud] Aww! [catches Agnes when she jumps into her arms; not soon after, Edith and Margo come next to Gru and Lucy; Edith gets in Gru's arms] Agnes: To the bride and Gru! Minions: 🎵 Bokka, fa lei boom maraki booki bokka, fa-ta-chi-ba-da-da-bo-da bokka, linguini banaki loto, la, to, le, bu, he, la. Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! La pa ta ke alo… 🎵 Aaaaah! 🎵 ..Tu pu de bwa, la pa ta ke alo, th pu de