Sam & Cat

Sam: I don't have anywhere I really need to be, and you kinda seem like you need a roommate. Cat: Are you saying what I think you're saying?! Sam: Yeah. Cat: Your gonna stay here with me in L.A. for a while and help me find a roommate?! Sam: I already found you a roommate! Cat: [throws her money on the couch] Shut up, who is she?! Sam: Me! Cat: Oh my god! [runs and hugs Sam] This is the best day ever! So much better than yesterday when we were in garbage. Sam: Isn't it?

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Taco Truck Owner: Hey! Aren't you Sam from iCarly? Sam: Are you a cop? Taco Truck Owner: No. Sam: Then Yeah, I'm Sam.

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What if I fall in the toilet and get stuck again?

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If she gets stuck in the toilet again, would you please text me a pic of that?

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Dice:   You look like Sam from that web show iCarly. Sam:   Nah, that chick is way hotter than me. Cat:   (giggles) She is Sam! Dice:   Woah, you're awesome! Sam:   Yeah.

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Sam:   Uh, what are you doing? Cat:   I'm gonna sleep next to you so you don't get scared. Sam:   I'm not gonna get scare— Oh, whatever. Cat:   So, how long you going to be in L.A.? Sam:   Uh… I don't know. Cat:   Well, don't you want to get back to Seattle? Sam:   Eh, I'm in no rush. I mean, my best friend moved to Italy with her dad, and my mom is kind of a nut job.

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