Girls

Hannah Horvath: [to her parents] I don't want to freak you out, but I think that I may be the voice of my generation. Or at least, a voice of a generation. Hannah: Didn't you say that texting was the lowest form of communication on the pillar of chat? Marine: The totem of chat. No, the lowest, that would be Facebook, following by gchat, then texting, then email, then phone. Face to face is of course ideal, but it's not of this time.

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Hannah: I have a very bad fear of AIDS. Gynecologist: Have you known someone with AIDS? Hannah: It's more of a Forrest Gump based fear. That's what Robin Wright Penn's character died of. Marnie: I was just thinking, I've been sexually irresponsible enough in my life thus far that I should have gotten pregnant by now and I never have. Like, I get my period at the same time, on the same day, of every monthly cycle, my entire life, like it's never strayed from that. Hannah: Then you're really lucky. I never know when I'm going to get my period and it's always a surprise and that's why all my underwear are covered in weird stains.

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Hannah: I'm just worried that if we see each other we're going to end up having sex. Shoshanna: Well, like, that's OK because you both already have HPV. Hannah: God, that's a really good point. Elijah: I'm my authentic self. I am being my authentic self. Hannah: If you had been this gay in college, I would have known because I have two eyeballs, two ears..." Elijah: You might want to take some steps back through your other boyfriends, and not for nothing, maybe take a look at your dad. Hannah: You didn't just...? Elijah: I did. Hannah: In what way does my father read gay to you? Elijah: Ah, well, he has a stud in his ear. Hannah: He got it on a trip he took with his male friends... I heard what that sounded like, I know what that sounded like. You know what I'm going to do from now on, ask people if they're gay before I have sex with them. Elijah: Good luck with that.

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Hannah: I just want someone who wants to hang out all the time, and thinks I'm the best person in the world and wants to have sex with only me. Shoshanna: I'm like the least virginy virgin ever. Jessa: You know what the weirdest part about having a job is? You have to be there everyday, even on the days you don't feel like it.

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Hannah: Okay I don't wanna split hairs here, but it's not a journal, it's a notebook. It's notes for a book. Ray: I don't like it when you assfucked my best friend in the heart. Marnie: What are you like in love with him? Ray: More than you are!

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[to herself] You are from New York, therefore you are just naturally interesting. Okay? It is not up to you to fill all of the pauses. You are not in danger of mortifying yourself. The worst stuff that you say, sounds better than the best stuff that some other people say.

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