Mr. Deeds

Deeds: You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers. Reverend Sharpton: Nice rhyme, nice rhyme.

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Deeds: You guys football fans? I think the Pats could take the conference this year. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists. Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds. Deeds: Just Deeds. Why's that, though? Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds. Deeds: I do?! Whoa! That sucks. Jeez. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs, or I'll have to kill myself.

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Emilio: How can I thank you? Deeds: All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man. Emilio: Deeds! How about a billion dollars? Deeds: All right. Emilio: Done.

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Deeds: Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there... Emilio: I am very very sneaky, sir.

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Emilio: The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever. Deeds: Oh, yeah. I've heard that before.

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Cedar: Congratulations, you have a spastic colon. Cecil: That would explain a lot.

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