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I, Harlan Thronby, being of sound mind and body, yada-yada-yada. I hereby direct all my assets both liquid and otherwise, I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera. My entire ownership of Blood like Wine Publishing Company I leave to Marta Cabrera and the copyright of its catalog I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera.

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Harlan Thrombey: I've put all of it in this letter to her. Tomorrow, she gets it. Richard Drysdale: Harlan, I'm warning you. Harlan Thrombey: No. She deserves to know. Richard Drysdale: You stay out of my marriage. Harlan Thrombey: She deserves to know and you're gonna tell her. Richard Drysdale: THE HELL I AM!!! Harlan Thrombey: YOU TELL HER OR I WILL!!!

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Marta Cabrera: I've never been to a will reading before. Benoit Blanc: You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.

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Ransom Drysdale: That's some heavy-duty conjecture. Walt Thrombey: Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading. Ransom Drysdale: Up your ass. Meg Thrombey: Oh, very nice! Ransom Drysdale: Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that? [pointing to each family member who is shouting at him] Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... definitely eat shit... We gotta do this more often.

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Benoit Blanc: This is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet. Ransom Drysdale: What is this? CSI: KFC?

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Marta Cabrera: What was that about will readings being boring? Benoit Blanc: The exception that proves the rule.

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Marta Cabrera: You're not much of a detective, are you? Benoit Blanc: Well, to be fair, you make a pretty lousy murderer.

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Benoit Blanc: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to request that you all stay until the investigation is completed. Linda Drysdale: What? Joni Thrombey: Can we ask why? Has something changed? Benoit Blanc: No... Joni Thrombey: No, it hasn't changed, or no, we can't ask?

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Benoit Blanc: Harlan's detectives, they dig, they rifle and root. Truffle pigs. I anticipate the terminus of Gravity's Rainbow. Marta Cabrera: Gravity's Rainbow. Benoit Blanc: It's a novel. Marta Cabrera: Yeah, I know. I haven't read it though. Benoit Blanc: Neither have I. Nobody has. But I like the title. It describes the path of a projectile determined by natural law. Et voila, my method. I observe the facts without biases of the head or heart. I determine the arc's path, stroll to its terminus and the truth falls at my feet.

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Marta Cabrera: When did you know I had something to do with Harlan Thrombey's death? Benoit Blanc: Ever since you first set foot in front of me. [Indicates a drop of dried blood on her shoe].