Knives Out

I, Harlan Thronby, being of sound mind and body, yada-yada-yada. I hereby direct all my assets both liquid and otherwise, I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera. My entire ownership of Blood like Wine Publishing Company I leave to Marta Cabrera and the copyright of its catalog I leave in its entirety to Marta Cabrera.

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Harlan Thrombey: I've put all of it in this letter to her. Tomorrow, she gets it. Richard Drysdale: Harlan, I'm warning you. Harlan Thrombey: No. She deserves to know. Richard Drysdale: You stay out of my marriage. Harlan Thrombey: She deserves to know and you're gonna tell her. Richard Drysdale: THE HELL I AM!!! Harlan Thrombey: YOU TELL HER OR I WILL!!!

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Marta Cabrera: I've never been to a will reading before. Benoit Blanc: You'd think it'd be like a game show, but think of a community production of a tax return.

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Ransom Drysdale: That's some heavy-duty conjecture. Walt Thrombey: Funny, Ransom, you skipped the funeral, but you're early for the will reading. Ransom Drysdale: Up your ass. Meg Thrombey: Oh, very nice! Ransom Drysdale: Matter of fact, eat shit. How's that? [pointing to each family member who is shouting at him] Eat shit, eat shit, eat shit... definitely eat shit... We gotta do this more often.

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Benoit Blanc: This is a twisted web, and we are not finished untangling it, not yet. Ransom Drysdale: What is this? CSI: KFC?

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Marta Cabrera: What was that about will readings being boring? Benoit Blanc: The exception that proves the rule.

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