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UglyDolls

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    Mayor Ox: Welcome to Uglyville, friend! What's your name? Peggy: Flat-top! UglyDoll Citizen: Smush-head! UglyDoll Citizen: Crew Cut! Wedgehead: Wedgehead? Mayor Ox: Ah, great! I love literal naming. Isn't that right, Gibberish Cat?
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    Lucky Bat: Moxy! Thanks for accepting my random yet urgent invitation. How are things? Moxy: Well, every day I think, "Today's the day." And then it isn't. And that's fine, it is, but… Look, I've always believed the Big World is real. I know I'll find the perfect kid for me, but lately I'm starting to wonder with no evidence, no proof, what if it's not true? Lucky Bat: Hmm... [he breaks a fortune cookie and reads the fortune] "Find your own truth, 6, 9, 25, 18, 36, 41." Moxy: Whoa. [mimics explosion] This… this is why you're the wisest doll in town. You're so right. I have to believe in myself. Lucky Bat: Uh… sure. Moxy: So how do I do that? Specifically? Lucky Bat: Uh, well, a wiser doll than me would say you should stop listening to what others tell you. But all I have to offer you now is some… Satisfaction Guaran-tea. Moxy: Oh! You want to read my tea leaves! Of course! [drinks tea] Lucky Bat: Um, you know, um, reading tea leaves is not… It's not really my thing. But I can tell you
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    Moxy: Everything that comes to Uglyville arrives here. So if we're going to find the Big World, it's only logical we start here. Wage: Okay, the Big World and children do not exist! Moxy: I just wanna have a look inside that flower. Who's with me? Wage: Don't do it. Ugly Dog: I'm in! Babo: Me too! Wage: Traitors. Moxy: Eh? [she moves a little] Come on. Come on over here. Hit me. Wage: Just a quick look. Lucky Bat: And then we'll turn back. Moxy: Yes! You guys are the ugliest. Ugly Dog: Now the only question is, how do we get up there? Babo: Hey! [he pulls out a broken trampoline. Wage and Lucky Bat yelps. He pulls out a cannon] Ugly Dog: Hey! Babo: Whoa! [he pulls out a plane and a pogo stick] Babo: Eh, I got nothing. Ugly Dog: Hmm, we need something that could grab onto the edge nice and tight. Even then, it would still need to hold all our weight. Huh? [he sees Moxy, Babo, Lucky Bat and Wage walking towards him. Babo was swinging a rope] No, no. No. NOOOO! Ugly Dog: [groans] Anytime
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    Moxy: Guys, what if this is the way to the big world? This pipe, it’s real, and it has to lead somewhere. Maybe it’s the big world? If anyone can figure it out, it’s us —- Ugly Dog, you’re my best friend. Wage: Well, that's just hurtful.
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    Babo: I have a feeling we're not in Uglyville anymore. Moxy: Look, guys. Lucky Bat: What’s perfection? Wage: Don't know, but let's go say, "Hi." Ugly Dog: Hello! Lucky Bat: Must be a customary greeting here. [screams at the perfect standing near them and she passes out from fear] Prefection: [groans] Ugly Dog: Tu vienes aquí mucho? [raises his eyebrow] Perfection Guy: Hard pass. Wage: Another swing, another miss. Perfection Guys: our dress are so pretty Wage: But are they absorbent? Perfection Guys: Ewww!
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    Mandy: You do know that Lou is going to make it super hard for you. Moxy: Well, I say, "Bring in on, Louis!"
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    Lou: What is this? Babo: Look at my bangs. Lydia: [As sees Tuesday gasps] Face it, doll. They look better on him. Moxy: We're Pretty Dolls now. Lou: Well, you certainly are. Moxy: So, you're happy for us? Lou: So happy. Ugly Dog: Why does he always have to say it in that one? Lou: And yet, so sad. Ugly Dog: There he goes again. Lou: You see, I'm afraid all your hard work has been for nothing. Moxy: What do you mean? Lou: No amount of makeup or fancy new clothes, or dollscaping... Babo: Excuse you? Lou: ...can take away the fact that deep down, you are UglyDolls. There's no changing that UglyDolls can never pass the Gauntlet. Moxy: We don't believe you. Lou: You don't believe me? I suspected as much. But maybe you'll believe him. Kitty: Hello? We kidnapped him. Tuesday: Oh, yeah. Moxy: Ox? I... I don't understand. Mayor Ox: Moxy. Moxy: Ox. Wait. You won't believe this. The Big World is real! Mayor Ox: I know. Moxy: What? Lou: Come on, Ox. Relieve the poor creatures of their confusion. W
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    Peggy: Hey, yo. Wake up or don't. It doesn't matter. I wish I was sleeping all the while, I'm no bother to anyone. Moxy: [looks at her diary and kicks it into the trash] Ugh, I can't do this anymore. Mandy: [takes it out] Did that make you feel better? Moxy: Mandy? What are you doing here? Mandy: Moxy, you have to go back and complete the Gauntlet. Moxy: [sighs] There's no point. Mandy: That's where you're wrong. All your life, you knew the truth and you never stopped believing. [reads her diary] And you were right, I never would've had the courage to come here. I'm one for you. Mandy: If you give up now because you're not perfect, what hope do the rest of us have with 5 eyes or wedged heads or glasses? You need to fight, Moxy. Show them it's our differences that make us shine.
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    Ugly Dog: Are we really not good enough for the big world? Moxy: No, our flaws make us unique. Those are all worth fighting for.
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    Tuesday: We have to save him. [referring to one of the perfect dolls is grabbed by a dog] Lou: Leave him. He's a lost cause. He's gone forever. Nolan: I'm over here. [ignoring the captured doll] Lou: There’s nothing we could have done.
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    Lou: [fakes laughter] Well, I guess the cat's out of the bag. Lydia: You failed?! Tuesday: How could you fail? Lou: You still don't get it! Of course I failed. I'll always fail! I'm a prototype! Mandy: What? Tuesday: Prototype's like a good thing, right? Lydia: No, he ain't a real doll, girl! Lou: You thought that I just stuck around this place, because I cared so much about you mindless sycophants?! Tuesday: Sycophant's like a good thing, right? Kitty: Ugh! No, you imbecile! Tuesday: [to Babo] Is imbecile a good thing? Babo: My gut says, "Yeah." Lou: I'm the model! The mold! Sent by the factory to help guide you through! Sounds amazing, right?! Nolan: Uh... Lou: Wrong! Prototypes are not meant for public consumption! I was never allowed to go to the big world! [to Ox] But you could! How could someone as ugly as you be accepted and loved, while someone as perfect as I never could, and never will?! Let's see how you feel when you're trapped in this place forever, just like me!
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    Maizy’s Dad: [whispers] Shhh! Don’t wake her up. Maizy’s Mom: [leaves her there] She’s Gonna Be so excited! Moxy: [whispers; last lines from the movie] Whoooooo [the camera cuts to her feet as walked to her child’s bed, climbed on top of her child’s bed with her sketchbook, it fell to the floor, she went back to plush form before her child wakes up] Maizy: Hmmm? [looks at Moxy’s missing tooth, looks down at her mouth and she smiles as she has the same missing tooth as Moxy does, She hugs her doll as Moxy looks at her hugging, then happily closes her eyes as the movie closes]