UglyDolls

Mayor Ox: Welcome to Uglyville, friend! What's your name? Peggy: Flat-top! UglyDoll Citizen: Smush-head! UglyDoll Citizen: Crew Cut! Wedgehead: Wedgehead? Mayor Ox: Ah, great! I love literal naming. Isn't that right, Gibberish Cat?

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Lucky Bat: Moxy! Thanks for accepting my random yet urgent invitation. How are things? Moxy: Well, every day I think, "Today's the day." And then it isn't. And that's fine, it is, but… Look, I've always believed the Big World is real. I know I'll find the perfect kid for me, but lately I'm starting to wonder with no evidence, no proof, what if it's not true? Lucky Bat: Hmm... [he breaks a fortune cookie and reads the fortune] "Find your own truth, 6, 9, 25, 18, 36, 41." Moxy: Whoa. [mimics explosion] This… this is why you're the wisest doll in town. You're so right. I have to believe in myself. Lucky Bat: Uh… sure. Moxy: So how do I do that? Specifically? Lucky Bat: Uh, well, a wiser doll than me would say you should stop listening to what others tell you. But all I have to offer you now is some… Satisfaction Guaran-tea. Moxy: Oh! You want to read my tea leaves! Of course! [drinks tea] Lucky Bat: Um, you know, um, reading tea leaves is not… It's not really my thing. But I can tell you

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Moxy: Everything that comes to Uglyville arrives here. So if we're going to find the Big World, it's only logical we start here. Wage: Okay, the Big World and children do not exist! Moxy: I just wanna have a look inside that flower. Who's with me? Wage: Don't do it. Ugly Dog: I'm in! Babo: Me too! Wage: Traitors. Moxy: Eh? [she moves a little] Come on. Come on over here. Hit me. Wage: Just a quick look. Lucky Bat: And then we'll turn back. Moxy: Yes! You guys are the ugliest. Ugly Dog: Now the only question is, how do we get up there? Babo: Hey! [he pulls out a broken trampoline. Wage and Lucky Bat yelps. He pulls out a cannon] Ugly Dog: Hey! Babo: Whoa! [he pulls out a plane and a pogo stick] Babo: Eh, I got nothing. Ugly Dog: Hmm, we need something that could grab onto the edge nice and tight. Even then, it would still need to hold all our weight. Huh? [he sees Moxy, Babo, Lucky Bat and Wage walking towards him. Babo was swinging a rope] No, no. No. NOOOO! Ugly Dog: [groans] Anytime

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Moxy: Guys, what if this is the way to the big world? This pipe, it’s real, and it has to lead somewhere. Maybe it’s the big world? If anyone can figure it out, it’s us —- Ugly Dog, you’re my best friend. Wage: Well, that's just hurtful.

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Babo: I have a feeling we're not in Uglyville anymore. Moxy: Look, guys. Lucky Bat: What’s perfection? Wage: Don't know, but let's go say, "Hi." Ugly Dog: Hello! Lucky Bat: Must be a customary greeting here. [screams at the perfect standing near them and she passes out from fear] Prefection: [groans] Ugly Dog: Tu vienes aquí mucho? [raises his eyebrow] Perfection Guy: Hard pass. Wage: Another swing, another miss. Perfection Guys: our dress are so pretty Wage: But are they absorbent? Perfection Guys: Ewww!

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Mandy: You do know that Lou is going to make it super hard for you. Moxy: Well, I say, "Bring in on, Louis!"

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