Grown Ups 2

Lenny Feder: Look at this. Beers on ice, hot ladies everywhere, this is how we used to do it. Frat Guy: This is Kappa Eta Sigma property, so you might wanna quit pervin' on our ladies and get back to your trailer homes. Lenny Feder: Okay, easy there, Abercrombie. Kurt McKenzie: I haven't been around this many arrogant white college kids since Eminem played Duke. Other Frat Guy: At least we got into college, skinny Danny Glover. Lenny Feder: Hey, fellas, that was a good handshake, we've got a good one too, it goes like this. Kurt McKenzie: How are you doing, sir? Eric Lamonsoff: Very good, nice to see you.

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Lenny: You guys are losers! Marcus: Don't worry [points to his penis] it gets bigger! Frat Boy: Oh, that poor old lady! Marcus: [surfaces, winded and whimpering] Paralyzed, I'm paralyzed! Ooh, so much pain! Eric: MAMAAAAAAAA! Marcus: [snapping at Eric] I WAS INSIDE YOU!! Kurt: I can't believe nobody's even scared of a black guy anymore! DAMN YOU, OBAMA!! Andre: What the hell just happened? Greg: I saw my dad's dick!

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Lenny Feder: Hey, you showed up. Frat Guy: Where do you work out, Cinnabon? Lenny Feder: What were you raised by, ninjas?

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I'm so glad we left the city, this is such a good place to raise family.

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Lenny Feder: Riding your bike to school in the morning, you couldn't do that in L.A. Keithie Feder: Yeah, thank God there's nothing crazy ever happens around here.

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Officer Fluzoo: What's up with the school bus? Lenny Feder: (nervous) Okay...I stole it. Officer Fluzoo: Put your hands in the air. [The five friends put their hands in the air, but Fluzoo begins dancing and sings] And wave 'em like you just don't care. Say HO! All: OH! Officer Fluzoo: Say HO! All: OH!

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