Quotes

Undeclared: Part 2

It's the twenty-first century. Women can be werewolves.

Undeclared: Part 2

Lilith: Can you even make a decision without resorting to beer pong? Hamish: I'm not resorting! Randall: No, you're an alcoholic. Hamish: I'm an alcohol aficionado!

Finals: Part 1

Jack: I just don't understand why she can't see what a monster he is! Hamish: It's because your monster is her idol. <span style="text-shadow: .03em .03em">You can't tear someone's idol down for them, they have to do that themselves.</span>

Finals: Part 2

Edward: <span style="font-variant: small-caps"><nowiki>[Glares Malevolently]</nowiki></span> Edward: I'm going to dissolve the Gnostic Council. Elizabeth Kepler: ... Edward: Not literally. Elizabeth Kepler: Oh thank God. Edward: You're welcome.

Finals: Part 2

Randall: <span style="font-variant: small-caps"><nowiki>[Explains Plan]</nowiki></span> Randall: It's perfect! Alyssa: It's murder! Hamish: At best it's depraved indifference to human life. Randall: I always forget you were pre-law. Hamish: My father doesn't. Alyssa: I can't be part of this.

Free Radicals: Part 1

Selena Durov: Undergrads... so naïve. They actually think their education will be used in the real world. Hamish: Oh don't be cruel. If they didn't want their useless degrees we would never get the teaching assistants jobs we need to pursue our useless degrees.

Free Radicals: Part 1

Do I really need to remind you of the danger of answering my questions with a question?

Spring Outbreak: Part 2

Vera Stone: Of all the incompetent things you have ever done—and they are legion—this is by far the most incompetent! Elizabeth Kepler: My incompetence is not in question here! Vera Stone: No, it isn't.

New World Order: Part 1

Vera Stone: We should have a party. I think we could all use one. ...Elizabeth, if you could see to the arrangements? Elizabeth Kepler: I'll order some wine. Vera Stone: <span style="font-variant: small-caps"><nowiki>[Taken Aback]</nowiki></span> Champagne, please! We're at war with Praxis, not good taste.

New World Order: Part 2

Jack: A human magistratus isn't powerful enough to open a portal to the demon realm... "Open a passage to the demon realm." What... what happened to me? I was gonna be a marine biologist. Randall: Oh shit! Dude, you finally figured out your major. Jack: Marine biology... or film school. Hamish: That's what the apocalypse needs—more film students.