The Order

It's the twenty-first century. Women can be werewolves.

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Lilith: Can you even make a decision without resorting to beer pong? Hamish: I'm not resorting! Randall: No, you're an alcoholic. Hamish: I'm an alcohol aficionado!

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Jack: I just don't understand why she can't see what a monster he is! Hamish: It's because your monster is her idol. <span style="text-shadow: .03em .03em">You can't tear someone's idol down for them, they have to do that themselves.</span>

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Edward: <span style="font-variant: small-caps"><nowiki>[Glares Malevolently]</nowiki></span> Edward: I'm going to dissolve the Gnostic Council. Elizabeth Kepler: ... Edward: Not literally. Elizabeth Kepler: Oh thank God. Edward: You're welcome.

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Randall: <span style="font-variant: small-caps"><nowiki>[Explains Plan]</nowiki></span> Randall: It's perfect! Alyssa: It's murder! Hamish: At best it's depraved indifference to human life. Randall: I always forget you were pre-law. Hamish: My father doesn't. Alyssa: I can't be part of this.

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Selena Durov: Undergrads... so naïve. They actually think their education will be used in the real world. Hamish: Oh don't be cruel. If they didn't want their useless degrees we would never get the teaching assistants jobs we need to pursue our useless degrees.

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