Deconstructing Harry

Lucy: You schmuck, you bastard! I'd like to cut your fuckin' head off! Harry Block: You're upset, right?

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Harry Block: The ironic thing is that the school that kicked me out is honoring me soon. Shrink: Why did they kick you out? Harry Block: Because I wasn't interested in college. I wanted to be a writer and that's all I cared about. Also, I tried to give the Dean's wife an enema. They didn't take kindly to that.

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Doris: You have no values. With you it's all nihilism, cynicism, sarcasm, and orgasm. Harry Block: Hey, in France I could run for office with that slogan, and win!

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Doris: You're a self-hating Jew! Harry Block: Hey, I may hate myself, but not because I'm Jewish.

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Burt: Do you care even about the Holocaust, or do you think it never happened? Harry Block: Not only do I know that we lost 6 million, but the scary thing is that records are made to be broken.

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Joan: Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others? Harry Block: No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying. Joan: You're an atheist, Harry! Harry Block: Wha-hey, we're alone in the universe, you're going to blame that on me, too?

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