Becker

Annette Johnson: You just may go to Heaven whether you like it or not. Dr. John Becker: Thanks. It's the first time someone suggested I go in that direction.

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If you and I were the only people on the face of the Earth, that would be the only thing we'd have in common.

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Dr. John Becker: You guys see the paper this morning? Jake Malinak: John, we keep going over this. I'm blind. I haven't seen anything for five years. Dr. John Becker: Yeah, well it's unbelievable. Some kid in West Virginia gets a bad grade, grabs his daddy's rifle and shoots out his teacher's tyres. Another slice of Americana brought to you by those card-carrying lunatics who think they're defending the Second Amendment! Lord knows when I want the Constitution explained to me, the first place I turn to is some toothless cretin with a third-grade education and an Elmer Fudd cap! Not that I have anything against hunting; if it makes you feel more like a man to blow Bambi's head off, knock yourself out! Just lock up the damn gun so when little Billy Bob, you know, flunks gym, he doesn't throw a hissy fit and take out half the faculty! Jake Malinak: Reg, we gotta get to the paper before he does so we can cut out everything that'll piss him off! Regina "Reggie" Kostas: That pretty much leav

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Dr. John Becker: There are three exams rooms, that's only A, B and C. What if someone comes in with, oh, I don't know, "M" for "migraine"? Linda: Headache, "A" for ache. Dr. John Becker: Pregnancy? Linda: "B" for baby. Dr. John Becker: X-ray? Linda: "C" for see-through.

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[talking to a pregnant patient] Okay, Mrs. Capelos, you're gonna be just fine. In a couple of weeks, you're gonna be flat on your back with your legs in the air, screaming like a banshee. [after she leaves, under his breath] Pretty much what put you in that condition in the first place!

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Jehovah's Witness: Hello, sir. Have you given any thought to the afterlife? John Becker: Depends. Are you two gonna be there? Jehovah's Witness: Why yes- [Becker slams the door]

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