Dave

Alan Reed: Bob, at some point we're gonna have to call the Vice President. Bob Alexander: Don't call the Vice President. Alan Reed: What? Bob Alexander: Just don't call him, Al. Alan Reed: The guy's in a coma, Bob. Bob Alexander: I don't give a shit. Alan Reed: Bob. Bob Alexander: This is mine, Alan. All mine. I made him, I built him. And no Boy Scout is going to come in here and take it away from me, just because he happens to be Vice President of the United States.

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Dave: She hates Me. Alan Reed & Bob Alexander: Yes!

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Dave: So uh your job is to protect the president all the time, that's that's your whole job Right? Duane: Yes. Dave: Do you have a gun? Duane: Yes. Dave: You ever use it? Duane: Not yet. Dave: You know, I've always wondered about you guys. You know, about how you're trained to take a bullet for the president? Duane: What about it? Dave: Is that really true? I mean, would you let yourself be killed to save his life? Duane: Certainly. Dave: So, now that means you'd get killed for me too.

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Dave: [reviewing the budget] According to the OMB, we have seventeen defense contractors who are delinquent in their contracts. Is this true, Frank? Director of OMB: Uh, I believe so, yes. Dave: So, even though they're late, we keep paying them on time? Director of OMB: Well, in a sense... [glances at the cameras] Yeah.

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Dave: I don't want to tell some eight-year-old kid he's gotta sleep in the street because we want people to feel better about their car. Do you want to tell them that? Secretary of Commerce: No, sir. No, I sure don't.

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Bob Alexander: I'm going to kill him. Alan Reed: You can't kill a President. Bob Alexander: He's not a President. He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person. Alan Reed: Bob. Bob Alexander: I can kill a hundred ordinary people.

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