Hudson Hawk

Tommy: Did I miss anything? Hudson Hawk: Gates tries to blackmail me, you ask me "Did I miss anything?" Gates gets killed, you say "Did I miss anything?" I bet you went up to Mrs. Lincoln at Ford's Theatre and said "How was the show? Did I miss anything?"

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Hudson Hawk: Don't I know you? George Kaplan: The last time you saw me, I was bald, with a beard and no mustache, and I had a different nose. So if you don't recognize me, I won't be offended. Hudson Hawk: My high school science teacher?

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Darwin Mayflower: So, Hawkmeister. We've got you clothes, a great hotel and a 250,000 lira per diem. Minerva Mayflower: That's 200 dollars a day. So he can get a hooker and some tequila? Veto, Darwin! Hudson Hawk: I guess we see who wears the penis in this family.

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George Kaplan: I've always had a soft spot in my heart for Rome. I did my first bare-handed strangulation here. Communist politician. Hudson Hawk: Why, George, you old softie.

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Snickers: Good news Hawk, the Mayflowers have moved up the timetable, you're hitting the Vatican tonight. Hudson Hawk: Oh, no! No no, hold on, no way! The timing is off, I'm underequipped, and besides that, I've got a date. Almond Joy: (reading Hawk's shopping list) Grapple, biker's bottle, pocket fisherman, olive oil, 100 stamps? Gee stud, this's going to be some date! No Harvey's Bristol Cream?

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Butterfinger: Hey Mr. Hawk, I got your stamps. Hudson Hawk: (imitating BooBoo) Good, Yogi.

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