Quotes

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Willow:: Don't call me a peck! Madmartigan:: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!

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Willow:: You stupid hag! With my magic, I'll send her into the... into a... Bavmorda:: [Bavmorda laughs] You're no sorcerer! Willow:: Into a realm where evil cannot touch her! Bavmorda:: Impossible! There's no such place!

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Willow:: We need your help! Madmartigan:: [sarcastically] My help? Why would you need my help? You're a sorcerer. Willow:: You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!

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Willow:: Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant! Madmartigan:: I just saved that infant's life!

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Willow:: What's that? Madmartigan:: Smells like a battle. Willow:: I suppose you're a warrior. Madmartigan:: I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. ...Say, um, can I have some of that water?

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Willow:: Ouch! What'd you bite me for? Fin Raziel:: Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion. Willow:: Well, you could've warned me!

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Madmartigan:: Did I really... Did I really say those things, last night, in your tent? Sorsha:: You said you loved me. Madmartigan:: I don't remember that. Sorsha:: You lied to me. Madmartigan:: No, I... I just wasn't myself last night. Sorsha:: I suppose my power enchanted you and you were helpless against it. Madmartigan:: Sort of. Sorsha:: Then what? Madmartigan:: It... went away. Sorsha:: Went away? 'I dwell in darkness without you' and it went away?

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Madmartigan:: What the hell happened up there? Willow:: You started spouting poetry. 'I love you Sorsha! I worship you Sorsha!' You almost got us killed! Madmartigan:: 'I love you Sorsha?' I don't love her, she kicked me in the face! I hate her... Don't I?

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Madmartigan:: What are you going to look like if this works? Fin Raziel:: Don't interrupt. Madmartigan:: Sorry. Fin Raziel:: I'm a young beautiful woman. Madmartigan:: Concentrate, Willow!

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Madmartigan:: [about Elora] She is kinda cute... When she's quiet. Willow:: She's really a princess. Madmartigan:: Really? And you're a great sorcerer... And I'm the king of Cashmir. Go to sleep, Willow.

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Rool:: That's Raziel? Franjean:: I don't know, I expected something more grand, less... Rool:: Fuzzy. Franjean:: Fuzzy.

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Rool:: We'll never catch up with those horses! Franjean:: Then we will have to track them. Rool:: That would take forever. Besides, even if we find them, they'll catch us, stick us in cages, torture us and finally devour us! Franjean:: Are you suggesting we go home? Rool:: Nah. This is more fun! Franjean:: All right, fine then. Come on!

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High Aldwin:: [throws an apple into the air which turns into a bird] Go in the direction the bird is flying! Burgelcutt:: [relieved] He's going back to village! High Aldwin:: ...Ignore the bird! Follow the river.

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Sorsha:: What are you looking at? Madmartigan:: Your leg. ...I'd like to break it.

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Llug:: Wanna breed? Madmartigan:: [disguised as a woman] Tempting... but no.

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Burgelcutt:: [Vohnkar has volunteered to accompany Willow on his quest] No - not Vohnkar! He's the best warrior in the village, we need him here. Vohnkar - step back! High Aldwin: All this expedition needs is a leader. And according to the bones, that leader is... you, Burgelkutt. Burgelcutt:: VOHNKAR!