Willow

Willow:: Don't call me a peck! Madmartigan:: Oh, I'm sorry! Peck! Peck! Peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck, peck!

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Willow:: You stupid hag! With my magic, I'll send her into the... into a... Bavmorda:: [Bavmorda laughs] You're no sorcerer! Willow:: Into a realm where evil cannot touch her! Bavmorda:: Impossible! There's no such place!

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Willow:: We need your help! Madmartigan:: [sarcastically] My help? Why would you need my help? You're a sorcerer. Willow:: You're a great warrior! And a swordsman!... And you're ten times bigger than I am, stupid!

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Willow:: Madmartigan, you never, ever drive that fast with an infant! Madmartigan:: I just saved that infant's life!

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Willow:: What's that? Madmartigan:: Smells like a battle. Willow:: I suppose you're a warrior. Madmartigan:: I am the greatest swordsman that ever lived. ...Say, um, can I have some of that water?

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Willow:: Ouch! What'd you bite me for? Fin Raziel:: Three drops of your blood must be put in the potion. Willow:: Well, you could've warned me!

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