The Sessions

Joan: Would you mind if I asked you a favor? Mark O'Brien: What? You need help moving furniture.

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Father Brendan: I understand you'd like me to hear your confession. Mark O'Brien: Yes, I would. I told my attendant to come back in half an hour. Is that okay? Father Brendan: I'm in no rush. Mark O'Brien: I can be a bit time consuming, but I'm, uh, worth the trouble. Father Brendan: I'm here for you, Mark. Mark O'Brien: Okay, this is not exactly a confession. I haven't yet done the deed. I was hoping sort of hoping to get a quote in advance. Father Brendan: What's on your mind? Mark O'Brien: The most immediate thing on my mind would be one of my attendants, Joan. I'm thinking of getting rid of her. It's an evil thought, but I - I can't help it. Father Brendan: Is she dishonest, or incompetent? Mark O'Brien: No, neither of those. She looks at me the wrong way. It's that you-need-me-more-than-I-need-you look. I'd like to show her she's wrong, just for the evil satisfaction it will give me. Is that a sin, Father? Father Brendan: Well, it obviously troubles you. Mark O'Brien: Yes, it trou

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Mark O'Brien: Do you have any experience? Amanda: No, none at all. Mark O'Brien: That sounds perfect.

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Amanda: So, how long can you stay out? Mark O'Brien: Three or four hours. Amanda: Yeah? Mark O'Brien: Depends on how much fun I'm having.

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Mark O'Brien: So, what sort of chance do you give me? Laura White: Of achieving your romantic fantasy? Very small to minute. Mark O'Brien: Oh, look, you don't have to pull any punches. You can be direct with me.

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Laura White: Would I be correct in assuming you're unable to masturbate? Mark O'Brien: Correct. Laura White: Has anyone done it for you? Mark O'Brien: No. Laura White: Have you ever asked anyone? Mark O'Brien: Not specifically. I asked someone to marry me once. She declined. Does that come close to masturbation?

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