Kojak

Detective: George Mastin. He used to make obscene phone calls. Mastin: That was a long time ago! Detective: Then his phone bill got too big, so he started putting his money into property. Det. Bobby Crocker: That right, Georgie? Mastin: I own a few buildings...

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Jack Murzie: [taunting one of the hostages] You in the army? Crew Cut Hostage: No... I always wanted to be. They turned me down. Jack Murzie: [snickers] Why is that? Crew Cut Hostage: Emotional instability. Mike Amazeen: Hey Murzie, that makes two of you. Jack Murzie: That ain't funny. Mike Amazeen: You're absolutely right, that ain't funny.

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Calvelli: Any chance of getting outta here? Lt. Theo Kojak: Sure. Calvelli: Yeah, and the devil serves lemonade, right?

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Lt. Theo Kojak: [Officer Calvelli has been shot] I'm gonna try and get a doctor in. Calvelli: Oh, geez, it hurts. Lt. Theo Kojak: Now you start to worry when it stops hurting.

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Jack Murzie: That's your goof, Kojak! I warned you: the first bullet's got your name on it. Lt. Theo Kojak: I told you we needed more time. Jack Murzie: Pass me a hankerchief, I cry easy.

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Lt. Theo Kojak: Absolutely no way the killer could've gotten past you? Ingram: Not through the front lobby, no, sir. Seven p.m to seven a.m. nobody enters or exits that I don't okay. Tradespeople, tenants, guests, everybody logs in and out. Everybody. Lt. Theo Kojak: Seven to seven and no relief. You must have cement kidneys.

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