Ocean's Twelve

Linus: Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that... Rusty: If you're gonna ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious - yes. Linus: Okay, can I ask you... Rusty: Yes. Linus: Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks... Rusty: Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her. Linus: Wait, why not? Rusty: Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why. Linus: Oooooooooo.

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Benedict: I have a message for Robert Charles Ryan, soon to be the ex-owner of the Standard Hotel. Rusty: You got him. Benedict: The last we spoke, you hung up on me. Rusty: You used nasty words. I got sensitive ears

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Topher: Jesus Christ! Are you people retarded?! It says "Do not disturb"! Rusty: It's me.

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Tess: You're doing recon work on our anniversary? Danny: Tess...

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Danny: Do I look 50 to you? Basher: Yeah. Danny: Really? Basher: Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up.

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Turk: It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know. Virgil: We got a bag man. Turk: Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are. Virgil: I have feelings. Turk: No, you don't. Virgil: Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do? Turk: Oh my God, they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it. Virgil: Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men? Danny: Rusty's not 50 years old. Turk: Yeah dude, we know Rusty's not 50. Danny: You think I'm 50 years old? Let me ask you something... [to Virgil] no, let me ask you something: how old do you think I am? Virgil: 48? Danny: You think I'm 48 years old? Virgil: 52?

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