Legally Blonde

Elle's father: Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things. Aaron Mitchell: I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper. Professor Stromwell: If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were. Professor Stromwell: A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know. Maurice: Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.

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Warner: Elle, if I'm gonna be a senator by the time I'm 30, I need to marry a Jackie, not a Marilyn. Elle: So, you're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde? Warner: No, that's not entirely true— Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big? Warner: [whispers] Your boobs are fine.

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Warner Huntington III: Pooh Bear, just get in the car. Elle: No. [starts walking away, sniffling] Warner Huntington III: You're gonna ruin your shoes. Elle: [defeated] Okay. [gets in car]

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Elle: Oh, my God! Do you know who this is? Old Lady: No. Elle: That’s Warner's older brother. Old Lady: Who? Elle: This is the type of girl Warner wants to marry. This is what I need to become to be serious. Old Lady: What? Practically deformed? Elle: No... a law student.

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Margot: You'll need this. Elle: Your scrunchie? Margot: My lucky scrunchie. It helped me pass Spanish. Serena: You passed Spanish because you gave Professor Montoya a lap-dance after the final. Margot: Yeah – luckily.

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Elle: I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard. C.U.L.A. Adviser: Well, then, you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors. Elle: Okay. C.U.L.A. Adviser: And a heck of an admissions essay. Elle: Right. C.U.L.A. Adviser: And at least a 175 on your LSATs. Elle: I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me; I can handle anything.

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