Enchanted

Troll: That's cheating! I'm supposed to eat you! Phoebe Banks: Everybody has problems. Everybody has bad times. Do we sacrifice all of the good times because of them? Nancy Tremaine: (after her cellphone rings in Andalasia) Wow, really good reception here!

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Giselle: You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight, and I'm afraid nobody has been very nice to me. Robert: [cynically] Yeah, well, welcome to New York. Giselle: [sincerely] Thank you! Robert: [looks at her strangely] You sure you're okay? Giselle: Yes. Robert: Would you like me to call someone for you? Giselle: Well, I don't think they would hear you from here.

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Giselle: Now, if only I can find a place to rest my head for the night. Robert: What kind of place? Giselle: I don't know. Maybe a nearby meadow or a hollow tree. Robert: A hollow tree? Giselle: Or a house full of dwarves. I hear they're very hospitable.

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Edward: [leaps down the well] Fear not, Giselle, I will rescue you! Pip: [falls down the well] Yeah, but who's gonna rescue ME?!

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Robert: [to Nancy] Can't we just talk about this? Nancy: [angrily] Talk about what, Robert? How I never stay the night because we both agreed that Morgan's here and you have to set some boundaries. And I thought, "I'm so lucky, he's sensitive." I didn't realize you were worried about crowd control! [starts to storm out] Robert: What...What about the grown-up girl bonding time with you and Morgan? About you bringing her to school. ;;[he taking Giselle's towel off and her nudity, she smile and he spanking her butt] Nancy: I'm so sorry, Giselle, you're naked. What, so you can have your own grown-up girl bonding time? [Giselle smiles] I don't think so.

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Giselle: [from inside the bathroom] Hello? Robert: Okay, you know what? You gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming or you're just...? Giselle: [from inside] Prince Edward. Robert: Whatever. Look, I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't...I can't get involved after that. [Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue and pink dress] Where did you get that? Giselle: I made it. Do you like it? [Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains and looks quite shocked] You're unhappy. Robert: [angrily] You made a dress out of my curtains? Giselle: Oh, you are unhappy! I'm so sorry. Robert: Oh, I'm not unhappy. I'm angry. An unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?

Enchanted (2007 film), CC BY-SA 4.0