The Young Ones

I suppose you think it's pretty weird, don't you Mike? Well, you'd be right. 'Cause THAT'S the kind of guy I am, right? WEIRD. Which is why I go over people's heads. A bit like an aeroplane! You think I'm an aeroplane, don't you, Mike? Well, I'm not.

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Rick: Neil, are these lentils South African?! Neil: Well, ummm... Rick: You bastard! You complete and utter bastard! Why don't you just go out and become a policeman?! Become a pig?! There's no difference, you know! [burns hand on lentils] There's no difference, you know! You think there is, but there isn't! I suppose you hate gay people too! Hippie!

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Rick: Neil... what are you doing, Neil? To make a meal, Neil? Huh. Surreal! From totalitarian vegetables, how much does it cost, Neil? Neil: ... well actually, it's about £4.50 each. Rick & Mike: £4.50?! Rick: I'm not paying you money to eat black men! I could become a pig and do that for free! Rick: None of you ever give the slightest consideration to a word I say! Vyvyan: That's because you're very boring! Rick: OH! Oh, and I suppose you think ideas like peace and freedom and equality are boring too. Vyvyan: Yes, they are. Rick: Ha! Fallen into my trap. In that case, why isn't Cliff Richard boring, clever trousers? Tell me that! Vyvyan: I've got a leg! Mike: Hey Vyvyan, that's not unusual. Vyvyan: No look! I'm supposed to write an essay on it, but I think I'm just gonna stick it on the bonnet of my car!

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Rick: I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a hamster! Vyvyan: OK, I'll change it, then! Hello, Cliff Richard! Rick: Bastard!

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Special Patrol Group: I could murder a curry! [farts and flies across the basement] Vyvyan: Poor Special Patrol Group. Rick: What's poor about him? Vyvyan: It'll take ten weeks to starve another one.

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[To Vyvyan] Shut up! I'm trying to stir my coffee!

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