Pineapple Express

Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice o' butter... melting on top of a big ol' pile of flapjacks. [pause] Yeah.

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Saul: [Jumps into a dumpster] I think we should stay here. Dale: Why? Saul: 'Cause I am in the dumpster already.

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Saul: My favorite part of this was when we were in the car chase. Red: You guys were in a car chase? Aw, man, that must have been sweet! Saul: Yeah, it was, man. I had my leg stuck in the windshield and everything!

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Saul: I can't see. The wipers don't work! Dale: Well, kick the windshield out. Isn't that what they do? Saul: [kicks his leg through the windshield] Ouch! Fuck! I think I pulled my groin!

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Saul: Why are we even here? This place is so fuckin' scary! Dale: At least I had an idea. You didn't have any ideas, so shut up! Saul: That's not true! I had two ideas: "Nowhere" and "Quizno's".

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Dale: What else? Red: Okay, uh, he's at war right now with the Asians. They're like in a drug war right now. Dale: The Asians? What? What Asians?! Indians are technically Asians! Saul: It's true. Dale: What Asians? Red: Oh, I don't know, what, uh, Chinese? Or Korean? Or, uh, um-- Saul: Viet Cong? Red: Yeah, little--little--just, little Asian people, like...the Asians, with the guns, and the drugs, and not his friends.

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