Quotes

Ace Degenerate [1.1]

Miguel: Hey, I just wanted to say thank you. Johnny: Alright, well, you said it. Miguel: So last night, was that, like, tae kwon do, or Jiu-Jitsu, or MMA, or something? Johnny: It's karate. Old school karate. Miguel: Do you think you could teach me? Johnny: What? No. Miguel: What? Come on, when school starts, those guys are gonna make my life miserable. Johnny: It's not my problem. Miguel: If I just knew a little bit of what you knew then I would be-- Johnny: Forget it! I don't do karate anymore! All right? Besides, I need to find a job. Miguel: Well, you can open your own karate school. Johnny: It's called a dojo. Miguel: Well, you could open your own dojo. Johnny: Look, I'm not getting into this with you, all right? I'm not even sure I'm allowed to be around kids right now.

Ace Degenerate [1.1]

Anoush: Wait, is this the karate guy? The guy from the tournament? Louie: Oh, this is the guy whose ass you kicked. Daniel: It was a really close match. But, if you want to get technical, I kicked his face. [Chuckles] I'm just busting your chops. Johnny: It was an illegal kick. Daniel: Oh, illegal? Really? Come on, what about that elbow to my knee? Johnny: Yeah, I got a warning. You got the win.

Strike First [1.2]

Johnny: Cobra Kai isn't just about karate. It's about a way of life. [Points to wall with "Strike First Strike Hard No Mercy" written on it] Take that first lesson. Striking first is the initial step towards victory. Okay, like when you're at a party, and you see a hot babe. You don't wait for some other guy to go talk to her first, do you? Miguel: I mean, I've never been to a party, so... Johnny: Big surprise. Alright, look, striking first is about being aggressive. Alright? If you're not aggressive, then you're being a pussy. And you don't wanna be a pussy! You wanna have balls! Miguel: Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing? Johnny: ...what? Miguel: Oh, sorry. Don't you think you're doing a lot of genderizing, sensei? Johnny: No, what the hell are you talking about? Miguel: Oh, uh, my guidance counselor says that certain words can perpetuate the sexist world view that can trigger- Johnny: QUIET! From now on, you won't listen to your guidance counselor, you're gonna listen

Strike First [1.2]

Daniel: Some things never change. Johnny: Yeah? What are you talking about? Daniel: I heard you beat up a bunch of teenagers in that parking lot out there. Johnny: Oh, that. No, I didn't beat up any teenagers. I kicked the shit out of a bunch of assholes who deserved it. Daniel: Wow. Johnny Lawrence calling someone else an asshole. That's rich, man. Johnny: Yeah, what's that supposed to mean? Daniel: Alright, look. I'm not here to rehash the past. Just stay away from my daughter's friends. Johnny: Your daughter's friends? Yeah, that makes sense. Nice company she keeps. Daniel: What the hell is that supposed to mean? Johnny: It means those friends of hers were wailing on a kid half their size. Maybe you don't know your daughter as well as you think you do. Get your house in order, LaRusso. Daniel: Who the hell do you think you're talking to? Miguel: Bathroom's clean! [walks into the scene] Is there anything else you need me to do? Miguel: I'm sorry, Sensei. I... Daniel: Sensei? Really?

Esqueleto [1.3]

Miguel: I wish I could show my mom what I did to those boards, but if she knew where I was right now, she'd kill me. What's wrong with you? Johnny: [After reading "Final Notice" bills] Nothing. Put your costume on, I'm driving you to that dance, and we're gonna pick up some more students. [Sees Miguel's horribly homemade halloween costume] What the hell is that? Miguel: It's my halloween costume. My ya-ya made it. It started off as Deadpool, then I think it was Spider-Man, and then it just kinda became some generic superhero. Johnny: Yeah, a poor one at that. You're Poor-Man. Miguel: Yeah. Johnny: Well, I can't let you go out like that. We have a reputation to uphold. Miguel: What do you suggest?

Esqueleto [1.3]

Daniel: What do you think you're doing? Johnny: I'm promoting my business. Why don't you try minding yours? Daniel: Minding mine? You know what, look, this is ridiculous, okay? We can both be adults here. I just don't know why you'd ever wanna bring back Cobra Kai after what your sensei did to you. Johnny: Because I'm not Kreese...and the lessons worked. Daniel: "Strike first, no mercy?" Real good lessons. If you think I'm gonna let you fill these kids heads with that garbage, you're nuts, man.

Cobra Kai Never Dies [1.4]

Miguel Diaz: My mom says I can train again. Johnny Lawrence: She did? Miguel Diaz: Yeah. I mean, if we still have a dojo. Johnny Lawrence: We do for now. All right, but I need to know are you ready to take things to the next level? Miguel Diaz: Yes, Sensei. Johnny Lawrence: You got your ass kicked because you didn't have any defense. So I'm gonna teach you the best defense that you can know. And the best defense- [holds up his fists to Miguel's face] -is more offense.

Counterbalance [1.5]

Kyler: I'm ready for your lame-ass karate this time! Miguel: It's not lame-ass karate. [Blocks punch from Kyler] It's Cobra Kai. [Punches Kyler in the face.] Daniel: Hey, Mr. Miyagi. I know it's been a few months, but better late than never, right? I've been thinking about you a lot lately. I, um... You know, it's... it's funny. When I was a kid, you seemed to always have all the answers, and I guess I thought when I got older, I'd have it all figured out too. But now I just... feel like I'm clueless. Makes me wonder, was it different for you, or were you just better at hiding it? Maybe that was it, huh? [trims part of bonsai tree] I feel like lately I've let my anger take control. You know me, I've always been a bit of a hothead, so... I really wish you could be here right now. Mr. Miyagi: Daniel-san. You remember lesson about balance? Daniel: [remembers lesson] Yeah. Mr. Miyagi: Mm. Lesson not just karate only. Lesson for whole life. Whole life. Have balance. Everything be better. Un

Quiver [1.6]

Johnny Lawrence: Since you joined Cobra Kai, I have been hard on you. I've called you names, I've humiliated you - some of you, I've hit. And for that, I don't apologize. Cobra Kai is about strength. If you can't be strong on the inside, you can't be strong on the outside. And right now - you're all weak. And I know that because I was you. I used to have no friends, I used to be the weird kid. Well, maybe not that weird, I still hooked up with babes 'n all but the point is - I wasn't always the badass Sensei that I am today. Just like a cobra, I had to shed my loser skin to find my true power. And you guys will too. Johnny Lawrence: Welcome to Cobra Kai. Miguel: Eli... what happened? Eli: I'm flippin' the script. Johnny Lawrence: Wait, are you the kid with the lip? Nice cut, bro! You see that? It doesn't matter if you're a loser, or a nerd, or a freak. All that matters is that You... Become... Badass! "Hawk" - fall in. Johnny: Fear does not exist in this dojo, does it? Eli: No, Sensei!

All Valley [1.7]

Johnny Lawrence: Look, I admit Cobra Kai had its share of problems in the '80s. My sensei didn't always play by the rules. That's why I left. But my Cobra Kai is different. It's a place where kids can come and feel like they belong. Where they won't get picked on because they're a bunch of losers, or because they're unique. I've watched firsthand as my students have gotten stronger, gained confidence, or had to stand up for themselves. Cobra Kai is making a difference to these kids' lives. And honestly, they're making a difference in mine as well. Thank you. Miguel Diaz: [toasts] To Cobra Kai. Johnny Lawrence: Never accept defeat.

Molting [1.8]

Johnny: You've trained hard. You've gotten stronger, tougher, faster. You've done your best! You're ready for this tournament! Am I right? Students: Yes, Sensei! Johnny: WRONG! (he crushes his beer can & throws it) Your best ain't shit! If you wanna win the All-Valley Under 18 Karate Tournament, you gotta give me better than your best! Which is why, from now on, you're gonna be getting my worst! Do you understand?! Students: Yes, Sensei! Johnny: Are you losers? Students: No, Sensei! Johnny: Are you nerds? Students: No, Sensei! Johnny: Are you sure? Students: No, Sensei! Johnny: It was the summer of '82. Rocky III had just come out. My buddy Dutch was a huge Mr. T fan, so we went to a local theater to check it out. Sitting in front of us was this group of cute chicks, eating popcorn, and Dutch started throwing Milk Duds at 'em. Miguel: What? Why would he do that? Johnny: 'Cause, it's an alpha move, man. Chicks love it when you treat 'em like crap. Anyway, eventually the girls got so pis

Different But The Same [1.9]

Amanda LaRusso: What is going on? Anthony LaRusso: Dad's about to fight this guy! Daniel LaRusso: Amanda, please, just go inside. This is between me and Sensei Lawrence. Amanda LaRusso: Yeah, you two seem to have this pretty well in hand. Just a normal Saturday afternoon, a couple of grown men about to kick each other into a pool. You know, as much as I would love to watch you and your childhood karate rival duke it out, I kinda don't wanna get any blood on the patio, so what do you say we try to resolve this over some breakfast instead? Daniel LaRusso: Want to go inside? Johnny Lawrence: I could eat. Johnny Lawrence: [looks at a red-orange Dodge Challenger with black racing stripes] This one's not half bad. Daniel LaRusso: It's a 2009 Challenger, 5.8 liter. Johnny Lawrence: 5.7. Daniel LaRusso: What, you know cars? Johnny Lawrence: What kind of man doesn't?

Mercy [1.10]

Miguel: I found his weakness, Sensei; it's his shoulder. Johnny: Look, we wanna win, but it's gotta be the right way. You don't have to fight dirty. Miguel: There's nothing dirty about winning, Sensei. You taught me that. Don't worry; I got this. No mercy. Johnny Lawrence: [steps out to the dojo area] Miguel? [sees a man's silhouette] Man: Congratulations. You did what I always thought you could do. You won. Cobra Kai is back where it belongs: Back on top. Everyone closed the book on us. They thought we were done. But now they see... [man appears in the light as John Kreese, smoking a cigar] that the real story's only just begun.

Mercy Part II [2.1]

Johnny Lawrence: Everyone, fall in! Hawk: Must've been a rager, sensei. Miguel Diaz: Yeah, were you celebrating all weekend? Johnny Lawrence: Celebrating what? That my students are a bunch of pussies? Diaz, Hawk, up front! Johnny Lawrence: Hawk, did you attack your opponent when his back was turned? Hawk: Yes, Sensei? Johnny Lawrence: Diaz, did you purposely attack your opponent's injury? Miguel Diaz: Yes, Sensei. Johnny Lawrence: You think that makes you badass? [Hawk and Miguel look at Johnny, visibly confused] What's the matter? Too tough a question? Maybe you need some help. Miss Robinson! Aisha Robinson: Yes, Sensei. Johnny Lawrence: Two cobras in the jungle. One kills the strongest lion. The other kills a crippled monkey. Which cobra do you want to be? Aisha Robinson: The one that kills the lion, sensei. Johnny Lawrence: And why is that? Aisha Robinson: Because it killed the stronger animal. Johnny Lawrence: Correct! Cobra Kai is about being badass. And the baddest badass is the

Back in Black [2.2]

Johnny Lawrence: Uh-huh. No, we're always looking for new recruits. We have a 4PM class and a 5PM class, but they're filling up fast. No no, we accept boys and girls. Gender what? Hey, is this a prank call? Johnny Lawrence: You think winning the All Valley gives you the right to goof off? Well, I got news for you. Winning one championship don't mean squat! A true champion never stops training. You gotta keep moving forward, or else you can get stuck exactly where you are. It's like the cement in this truck. If that drum doesn't start turning, the cement inside will harden and get stuck. Is that what you want to happen to you? Cobra Kai: No, Sensei! Johnny Lawrence: Good. Then climb up, get inside, and make it spin. Aisha: Sensei, we're sorry for messing around. Hawk: We learned our lesson. Johnny Lawrence: [lowers the cement mixer's ladder]Get in! Miguel Diaz: Sensei, this seems kind of dangerous. I mean, the fumes alone- John Kreese: Quiet! This man led you to the mountaintop and you

Fire and Ice [2.3]

Daniel LaRusso: Inner peace. Focus. Balance. These are just some of the skills that you will master when you join Miyagi-do Karate. I'm Daniel LaRusso, and before I was the number one auto dealer in the Valley, I was two-time All Valley Under-18 Champion. Now, you can learn the secrets of Okinawan karate, true karate, by joining the Miyagi-do team. Don't be a snake in the grass. Be a champion. Tweet us at hashtag TeamMiyagiDo. And all lessons are free. That's right, free. Because at Miyagi-do, it's not about the money. It's about the karate. Johnny Lawrence: There's a lot of talk going around the Valley about free karate. But everyone knows that in life, you get what you pay for. You wanna really kick the competition? [Johnny kicks a bonsai tree into pieces] Then you need to get your ass over to Cobra Kai. Screw that lame meditation bullshit. What you need is bone-crunching, face-smashing, good ol' American karate. [Johnny punches and elbows a body opponent bag] Enough about self-defen

The Moment of Truth [2.4]

The key to this move is making your enemy think you are retreating. But just as they let their guard down, that's when you strike the hardest.

All In [2.5]

John Kreese: You get into a fight? Hawk: With Miyagi-do. We lost. John Kreese: No, you didn't. The fight is only over when you say it is. Demetri: You think I'm afraid of you? I know who you really are, Eli. So, why don't you, Rocksteady, and Bebop just leave me alone, okay? Demetri: Great. So this is what it comes to: gang assault. Hawk: Take it down, or we take you down. Demetri: You’d actually hurt me?

Take a Right [2.6]

Daniel LaRusso: Cobra Kai sells power, strength, and when I joined I was, well, I was weak. It was 1985, I had just won my first All-Valley, and, Mr. Miyagi didn't want me to compete anymore. He never really like the idea of fighting for trophies in the first place. So, you know, I-we got into this big argument, and what did I do? I joined Cobra Kai. I learned to strike first, strike hard, show no mercy, and it turned me into an angry and violent kid. It changed me. Samantha LaRusso: You never told me about any of this. Daniel: It's not something I'm proud of, Sam. And my point is anyone can be seduced by Cobra Kai, even me, and I'll admit: Cobra Kai makes you feel stronger, tougher, but it will also get you in trouble. And that's what happened to me. I'm just lucky Mr Miyagi was willing to take me back. So remember, it doesn't matter who anyone was before they stepped into this dojo. All that matters is that right now, today, we are all Miyagi-Do. Tommy: Today was fun, Johnny. Johnny

Lull [2.7]

Tory: My Mom worked at this restaurant when I was little, and she would bring home leftovers so my brother and I had enough to eat. When her manager found out, he fired her. No warning, no notice. He said it was against company policy. She wasn't stealing; the food was gonna end up in the trash! The world shows no mercy. So why should we? Some people have it good, but the rest of us, we have to fight for every inch of what's ours. Not just to score a point. For everything. John Kreese: Ah, hey, Johnny. Here to congratulate me on my victory? Johnny Lawrence: We need to talk. John Kreese: Talk about what? Johnny Lawerence: About what you've been putting in my students' heads since I've been gone. John Kreese: The same lessons I taught you, the way of the fist: strike first, strike hard, no mercy. Johnny Lawrence: Yeah, that's where we have a problem. John Kreese: Oh, do we? Johnny Lawrence: Yeah. Cobra Kai needs to change. What you taught didn't work back then and it doesn't work now. Jo

Glory of Love [2.8]

Miguel Diaz: Okay. The app is downloaded. What type of women are you looking to meet? Super hot babes. Dumb question. Okay. What are your likes? Johnny Lawrence: My likes? Miguel Diaz: Mm hmm. Johnny Lawrence: What am I supposed to say? Long walks on the beach? I like muscle cars, martial arts, and "Iron Eagle". And "Iron Eagle II". Why aren't you texting this down? Computer dating is your idea. Miguel Diaz: Look, you have to take this seriously. Johnny Lawrence: It used to be simple. Find a chick in a bar. Bump into her hard, but not too hard. Pretty hard. Then you buy her a beer. Miguel Diaz: Yeah, no. Johnny Lawrence: Tried and true, Diaz. That's how the cavemen did it. Cavemen. That's another like. You know, like the ones in those insurance commercials. Miguel Diaz: [sighs] Look, I think I can fill out the rest of this on my own. What about clothes? What are you wearing? Johnny Lawrence: You gonna teach me about fashion now? Miguel Diaz: Might have to.

No Mercy [2.10]

Daniel LaRusso: [Looking at a picture of Mr. Miyagi] I tried my best. I thought I was doing the right thing. I'm so sorry. John Kreese: Class! We have a visitor. Johnny Lawrence: The hell do you think you're doing? John Kreese: What does it look like? I'm teaching my students. Johnny Lawrence: Your students? John Kreese: You let them down when they needed you the most. Somebody needed to remind them what it takes to win. Johnny Lawrence: After everything I did for you? Hawk: Miguel is in the hospital because of you. He showed mercy to Robby Keene because of you. If he dies, that's on you. John Kreese: I did warn you about this. I told you not to show weakness. Johnny Lawrence: Get out. John Kreese: This is my dojo. Oh, I forgot to tell you. When you were outta town, I had a little talk with the landlord. Turns out he doesn't like you much. But you know the problem with those handshake deals: there are no guarantees. Johnny Lawrence: You can't do this. John Kreese: Of course I can. I fo

Aftermath [3.1]

Daniel LaRusso: Johnny? [In the main room, he sees a life-sized cardboard cutout of Kreese] What the hell? John Kreese: We're closed. [sees it's Daniel who has come to see him] The dojo's gone through some renovations. What do you think? Daniel: Where's Johnny? John: He's not here right now. But he'll be back. You know, it's a shame what happened at the school. Such a tragedy. But I don't really blame Robby. 'Cause you know what they say: "there's no such thing as a bad student." [Daniel begins to squirm] It must really hurt to see the Miyagi name dragged through the mud. Wish I could see the look on the little bastard's face. [Daniel clenches his hands into fists] Daniel: That "little bastard" kicked your ass...more than once. You're lucky he taught me true karate. That's why I'm not gonna fight you. John: Oh but you will. It's inevitable. But this time, Johnny and I will finish it, once and for all. Daniel: You're not gonna do anything. Not while I'm around. [Daniel walks out of the

Now You're Gonna Pay [3.3]

Johnny: I still don't understand how they get the coffee in the cake. Bobby: Johnny...what the heck was that all about? I know you're upset, but you can't blame yourself for what Robby did. Johnny: I'm not even allowed to see him. I'm not allowed to since I'm on probation for that little incident in the parking garage. Bobby: Yeah, well, you're lucky it was only probation. Johnny: I'm lucky I knew a priest who put in a good word with the judge, thank you very much. Bobby: Not a priest. How about we make a deal? You promise yourself to do positive things, be a better person. Johnny: I already tried that. I put everything I had into my students, I taught them to be tough and show mercy. I thought I was doing the right thing. Bobby: You were. Johnny: Yeah? Then why did all this happen? I mean, you wanna punish me, fine. But Robby and Miguel, they're just kids. Bobby: I know. I know. It isn't fair. But you gotta remember you don't do the right thing because it always works out. You do the

The Right Path [3.4]

Kumiko: After graduation, I joined the Hijikata Tatsumi Dance Company and we traveled all around the world, Sydney, Paris, Singapore.. Daniel: So you got your dream. That's terrific. You got a favorite place? Kumiko: Hai, London. Daniel: Ah, let me guess, the tea. Kumiko: [laughs at the English tea reference] No, I got to see the Cranberries open up for Radiohead; 1995, they played Zombie, Linger and Dreams. Daniel: [short pause] So when did you start teaching? Kumiko: After I moved back to Okinawa, Aunt Yukie got sick, and this has always been my home. Daniel: I'm sorry to hear she passed. I know she was proud of you. Kumiko: Arigato... although I know she wanted me to get married, I stayed - what was your word for it, a free agent? Daniel: Come on, I'm supposed to believe that a guy never got a ring on that finger? Kumiko: Many tried, but... none of them fought to the death for me. Daniel: It's a hard act to follow! Kumiko: Salut. Daniel: I'm sorry this is absolutely surreal. I feel

The Right Path [3.4]

Kumiko: What is it? Daniel: This was... this was written the week Mr Miyagi died. Kumiko: Do you like me to read it? Daniel: [looks at her] Please. Kumiko: [translates Japanese text] "One umoyagawa, my sweetheart Yukie. I'm sorry it has been a long time since my last letter. I'm so happy to hear that Kanhizakura is in good health." Daniel: Who is that? Kumiko: Kanhizakura is Okinawan cherry blossom. [reads letter] "I am sorry to tell you that I am back in hospital. Please do not worry. There is nothing to do except watch TV and think. Think about family. Think about us. Think about where I have been and where I am going. In life, I have always looked for signs to show me the right way, but I got lost. Until I met Daniel-san. [Daniel reacts at mention] His kind heart, strong chi, and loyalty and love for those around him is a guiding light to me. I am very proud for the man he has become even though he still has a hard head. [Kumiko sighs but her face changes as the gravity of the words

Miyagi-do [3.5]

Daniel: Friend of yours? Kumiko: Friend of ours. Daniel: Oh I'm sorry I - Woman: Don't worry it's been a long time since we met. I was a child then and it was during a typhoon. Daniel: [remembers the girl he rescued] Yuna?!?! Yuna: You remember? Daniel: Are you kidding me?! How could I forget? [embraces her] Oh my God, how have you been? Your English is so perfect. Yuna: Good, thank you. I work in international sales. Perfect English comes in handy. [nods to Kumiko] Daniel: Sales, wow that's great, same here. Well maybe not for much longer, but who do you work for? Yuna: Doyona. Daniel: What, you work for Doyona? Yuna: Senior vice-president of sales for Doyona International. Kumiko: [when Daniel looks at her, thinking she delivered for him again] Like auntie Yukie said, nan kurenai-sa- put good out into the world and good will come back to you. Daniel: Mr Miyagi was right for loving her. [Kumiko smiles at him. to Yuna] So Yuna, can I buy you a drink? Yuna: I should hope so, Daniel-san.

The Good, The Bad and the Badass [3.8]

Daniel LaRusso: I know it's been a while since our last class. After the fight at the school, I wasn't sure Miyagi-Do should stay open, but things have gotten worse since we shut down. That's why we're back. The only way to stop Cobra Kai is if we all work together. But always remember, the reason we learn karate is— Johnny Lawrence: To show the world that you're not a bunch of pansy-ass nerds! We're gonna show 'em that you're tough, because eagles don't get shit on! They're the ones that do the shitting. Just don't forget, being a badass doesn't mean being an asshole. The goal isn't to hurt other kids. The goal is to— John Kreese: Win at all costs. Those we thought to be our allies have turned against us. Now our enemies are attacking us from all sides. There is no turning back. Now is the time to show them— Daniel LaRusso: Forgiveness. Compassion. Mr. Miyagi used to say, "If you're looking for revenge, you could start by digging two graves." He was right. If you have hate in your hea

The Good, The Bad and the Badass [3.8]

Miguel Diaz: My name is Miguel Diaz. I was in the school fight. I was the one who got kicked off the second floor. I know...I thought I was going to be paralyzed. I relearned how to stand. I relearned how to walk. And I want the tournament to continue. Councilperson Roberts: We are very happy for your recovery, young man. But I'm afraid you don't understand- Samantha LaRusso: [stands up] Yes, he does. We're the ones getting hurt. We're the ones fighting! [Sam joins Miguel at the podium] Our voices should matter the most. And we want a place where we can compete, fairly and safely. Miguel Diaz: When I first moved here, I was bullied. I realized that there’s no escaping it. There's always going to be some kid will want to steal your lunch money, or give you a wedgie, or give you a swirlie. Councilperson Roberts: A swirlie? Johnny Lawrence: It's when you, uh, dunk someone's head in a toilet and flush it. Pretty funny, actually. Miguel Diaz: [to Johnny] Sensei! [to Councilperson Roberts] I

Feel the Night [3.9]

Samantha LaRusso: Look, I'm sorry, Dad. I should've told you that I invited Miguel over. Daniel: All right, new rule. If you're gonna bring boys over to the dojo, leave the door open. Samantha: [rolls her eyes] Come on, Dad, it's not 1984... Daniel: [sighs] Look...you've grown up. You're a young woman now, okay? I get it. I just feel like in this past year, there's been Kyler, and Miguel, and Robby. Now back to Miguel? Seems like you're adding more drama to your life than you need. And just imagine if Robby knew Miguel was back in the picture! [Sam grimaces and she shifts nervously on her feet] Oh no. Sam, really?! Samantha: He came by last night, when I was here with Miguel. Daniel: And he saw you two...? Samantha: [makes disgusted face] NO! God, Dad! Daniel: What, I saw it! Samantha: I know, it's been a lot. But can you please try to remember that I'm still your daughter? And that you can trust me? Daniel: It's not you I don't trust, Sam. Samantha: Miguel's changed. He's a good perso

December 19th [3.10]

Johnny Lawrence: Well like I told you, I always screw things up. Ali Mills Schwarber: Thanks for making me feel like a kid again. Johnny: We have our own little time-machine. Ali: Sometimes it's good to visit the past to know where you are now... but you can't live in the past. Johnny: Yeah we have to live for today... Ali: And the future, whatever that might bring. Johnny: Well, I know you're gonna be happy. Ali: I know you will be happy too. I have faith in you. Johnny: I needed this. Ali: I did too. [pulls out of embrace and laughs at Johnny's Dodge Caravan pulled up by the valet] Oh my god, you were not kidding. Johnny: Can I give you a lift? Ali: Ah, I gotta go find my parents. I will always be there for you, you know that. Johnny: Yeah, me too. Ali: Yeah, so get out of here. You have a future to find.

December 19th [3.10]

Kyler: It's payback time, Rhea. Let's go! Hawk: Tory, the fight's over. Tory Nichols: It's not over. This will never be over, LaRusso, you hear me?! Samantha LaRusso: You know where to find me. Tory: [takes a long look at Miguel and Hawk] Traitors. [to Hawk] You better watch your back. Demetri: He won't have to. He's got friends watching it for him. Daniel LaRusso: You keep your Cobra Kais away from our kids! John Kreese: It's a free country. Johnny Lawrence: Not for you. Cobra Kai's gotta go. For good. John: Why don't we settle this the old fashioned way. Tournament. If we lose, I go. If you lose-

Let's Begin [4.1]

John Kreese: Nice view from up here. I guess you get what you pay for. Terry Silver: Is that what you want, John? A check? Kreese: I wanna finish what we started. Silver: [scoffs] "Finish what we started". Just like we were supposed to do 35 years ago? Before you vanished? Kreese: I was in a bad place. There's no question about that. But I'm back now, and you can be too. Silver: Look around. I'm doing just fine. Kreese: Are you? Because the Terry Silver that I knew would have roundhoused old Four-Eyes back there for calling Cobra Kai "adorable." Do you remember when we got back from 'Nam? We went through hell watching our friends die, only to be welcomed home by a bunch of hippies calling us killers. People needed to learn some respect, some discipline. That's why we started Cobra Kai. Together, we made a difference. Silver: Yeah. We did. Kreese: We can do it again. There's a whole new generation out there that can use what we know. The only thing standing in our way is Daniel LaRusso.

Let's Begin [4.1]

Over at Miyagi-Do, our enemies are uniting against us. They think by working together, they have the advantage. They think they're better than us. And I should know because I used to be one of them. That officially ends today. I'll admit, at first, I didn't want to join Cobra Kai. But eventually, we all need to look ourselves in the mirror and realize who we really are. Now, we may have taken some losses, but it's not about how you start. It's about how you finish. And to beat the enemy, it helps to know the enemy's playbook. So I'm gonna teach you Miyagi-Do karate, so we can beat Miyagi-Do Karate. [Cobra Kai members are surprised; Kreese enters] They're warmed up for you, sensei. Ah-sah!

First Learn Stand [4.2]

Manager: Is everything okay here, ma'am? Amanda LaRusso: I don't know. Is it? Customer: Miss? I don't want my soup to get cold. Tory: [to customer following up on the order; angrily bangs table] Will you shut the hell up??!!? Manager: Tory! That's it. Put away your uniform. I've had enough of your attitude. You're fired. Tory: [Throws manager her apron] Yeah, thanks a lot. [addresses customers] This place got a B on the health inspection. They hide the sign so you can't see it. And I saw one of the cooks dip his balls in the miso. [storms out as some customers are disgusted] Customer: [to manager] Uh, you know what? You can cancel my soup.

First Learn Stand [4.2]

Hamm: Hey, shithead! Daniel LaRusso: Hey, good game, guys. No hard feelings, right? Hamm: Because of you, I spent half the game in the box. Daniel: Yeah, but you still eked out a win. It was great. Hamm: So you can kick my ass any day of the week. Is that right? Daniel: No, I didn't say that. He... [gestures to Johnny, who's nowhere to be found] Hamm: Looks like your lover boy bailed on you. Calloway: Wait, wait, wait. You know who this is? It's LaRusso Auto. The chopping prices guy from TV? He's got that smoking hot brunette running the place. [goalie wolf whistles] Daniel: [offended at whistle] Easy guys. That's my wife. Hamm: Oh. Maybe I'll take her for a test drive. [nudges Calloway] Calloway: I'll ride shotgun. Vaughn: I got the backseat to myself. [everybody laughs until Daniel has had enough. He attacks and defeats all five Terrors players] Johnny Lawrence: [surveying the damage with pretzel in hand] Kick ass! Nice work, LaRusso. Way to assert your dominance. Daniel: Where the h

Then Learn Fly [4.3]

Johnny Lawrence: I know what I'm doing. Samantha LaRusso: Do you? Based on your track record, you don't have the best judgment. Johnny: Oh, you wanna talk judgment? How about smashing into my Firebird and driving off with your girlfriends? Samantha: I wasn't even driving. I was in the backseat. Johnny: Showing up at my place drunk, causing your dad to kick down my door? Guessing that wasn't your fault either. Samantha: I'm a teenager who's made mistakes. You're a 50-something-year-old man who lives alone, drinks all day, and clearly hasn't figured out his own life. Johnny: I figured out one thing for sure. If I did everything my parents wanted me to do, I'd be wearing a suit and tie in some worthless job while I wait out the clock. I didn't want that. And now I get to do what I love every damn day. I get to try to help kids like you find their own way. If you wanna sit in the back seat your whole life, go right ahead. It's no sweat off my back. Silver: What? We don't have any students

Bicephaly [4.4]

Tory: We still owe that Judas some payback. Kreese: Everyone fall in. As you know, our enemies are working together. They are combining their styles to beat us. But they are destined to fail. Because there is only one way. And what is that way? Cobra Kai Students: The Way of the Fist, sir! Kreese: Exactly. However, that doesn't mean that we can't double down. Class, meet Sensei Terry Silver. [a man appears] Co-founder of Cobra Kai and one of the most ferocious fighters in the history of the sport. Together, we built Cobra Kai from the ground up, and now he is here to help you prepare for the All Valley. [they bow to each other] Silver: Thank you, Sensei Kreese. It's an honor to be here. Kreese: With two senseis, you will receive twice the instruction. That means twice the work. And if you are not prepared to put in 200%, then you can leave right now. Silver: But if you dig in and follow our lead, we're gonna take you to the next level. Miguel: [notices Daniel singing to Christopher Cro

Match Point [4.5]

Miguel: Your dad is pissed! Who is that guy? Samantha: I have no idea. Bert: He looks like a Highlander. Nate: The Highlander. There can be only one. Terry Silver: Three things make a champion. The three D's. Cobra Kai Students: Desire. Devotion. Terry: and Discipline. Cobra Kai Students: Discipline! Terry Silver: The first two, I can't give you. Cobra Kai Students: Desire! Devotion! Discipline! Terry Silver: The last one, I can, but you have to be willing to receive it. Are you? Cobra Kai Students: Yes, sensei! Miguel: [sees somebody in hoodie] Hawk? Demetri: Shit, Eli what happened?! [Hawk reveals his mohawk is no more and everybody is stunned] Johnny: Who did this? Hawk: Cobra Kai. Johnny: Kreese and Silver did this. They need to pay. Daniel: Jesus, Johnny. Please. Kreese tried to kill you last time. What, you wanna fight them both? Johnny: Damn right I do. Look what they did. Daniel: Dousing the fire with gasoline, that's your answer? [exasperated] Why am I not surprised? Miguel: S

Kicks Get Chicks [4.6]

Amanda: Did I tell you about the time I was arrested? Daniel: Sure. What? Amanda: It was a high school prank. Daniel: Right. Amanda: And by "prank," I meant I took a baseball bat to my math tutor's car. With her in it. Daniel: You... what? Why? Amanda: She was having an affair with my dad. My parents' marriage was falling apart, I thought the world was ending, and I blamed her for taking it all away from me. Daniel: know you didn't get along with your dad, but I did... I had no idea. Amanda: I was charged with misdemeanor reckless endangerment. I didn't walk my graduation. And then my parents divorced anyway. Daniel: Why did you never tell me? Amanda: Just worked hard to put it behind me. And it's not exactly a first date story. Or an any date story. I was young and upset. And I'm lucky it didn't ruin my life. Tory's young and upset. And maybe she's a lost cause, but... We'll never know if we don't try to help. All I want to do is try to break the pattern, Daniel. Kids like Tory get th

Minefields [4.7]

Daniel LaRusso: We're not sure what happened... Amanda LaRusso: But whatever it is, we expect there to be a severe punishment for this. Principal: Oh, there will be. I've already spoken to the parents of the other offending students. We're going to be suspending them. And your son. Daniel: What? None of this is Anthony's fault. Principal: Well, I'm afraid we have proof. [activates tablet showing security camera footage of the recent chase] Turns out this isn't the first time. [clip of Kenny opening his locker only to have a lot of milk spill out] Don't know how they got that milk in the locker. Anthony and the others have been cyberbullying Mr. Payne for some time. I've seen enough evidence to conclude that Anthony has been a real bully this year. [Daniel looks outside] Kenny Payne: [seeing Daniel's sad face; to Anthony as he smiles] I got you!

Party Time [4.8]

Stingray: Sensei! Sir, I am reporting for duty and I require no thanks. Kreese: Thanks for what? Stingray: Oh, uh, you know, just defending the dojo and I-I served my time, Sensei sir. Kreese: Look, we're trying to train for a tournament. Let's carry on, everyone. Stingray: The All Valley tourney. I'm well aware. Say, listen, I got a couple of good ideas. Just basic strategy. Kreese: Don't be ridiculous. You were never part of this team. You're a buffoon. A joker, an embarrassment. You have no value here. Stingray: Wow, what? But, Sensei, I'm, um, one of the guys, you know. Kreese: You will never be Cobra Kai. You get that? Stingray: Oh, wait, wait, w-wait, I got you. Th-This is, um... [chuckles] This is a test, right? Yeah, this is a test. Kreese: [coldly] Get the hell out of here. Stingray: Challenge accepted. [leaves] Daniel LaRusso: Hey. Look, I know this suspension and the no-screens thing sucks. But not as much as it sucks to be bullied. So I hope you understand why these consequ

The Fall [4.9]

Daniel LaRusso: You wanted to beat Miyagi-Do so badly you gave Cobra Kai all of our secrets. Robby Keene: The goal is to win. I did what I had to do. Daniel: If all you care about is winning, you didn't learn anything I taught you. Robby: Everybody thinks their way is the only way. You, my dad, Cobra Kai. Truth is, it doesn't matter which way you fight as long as it works. And I'll use whatever it takes to win. Daniel: Why? To get back at your dad? Me? Sam? The world? If that's the case, I have another Miyagi-Do secret that you can slip to your friends. Never put passion in front of principle. Because even if you win, you lose.

The Rise [4.10]

Kenny Payne: Oh, you can imagine? Okay, go ahead. Anthony LaRusso: Uh, go ahead and... Kenny: Tell me how it felt. Anthony: Well, like, not, uh, great? Kenny: Then you wouldn't know. Because no one's ever been such a piece of [angered] SHIT to you!!! Well, maybe it's time you found out. [roundhouse kicks Anthony to the locker] How does that feel, LaPusso? Not great? Man, get up, get up! [pummels him and was set to deliver a final blow until Robby intervenes] Robby: What are you doing? Kenny: Just getting payback on the kid who thought he could bully me and get away with it. Robby: Anthony LaRusso was your bully? Kenny: Not anymore. [gets closer to Anthony and holds his face] Do you hear that? Get ready for high school next year because you're gonna be in a world of pain. [gleefully smiles] Robby: Hey. This is not how I trained you. Kenny: It's Cobra Kai. No mercy. [walks off] Referee: Point! Winner! Tory Nichols: Hey? You alright? Silver: [pops cork] 1998 Bollinger. Been sitting in my

Long, Long Way from Home [5.1]

Robby Keene: You've got to be kidding. Johnny Lawrence: You have every right to be upset. Robby: How could you take me to Mexico and not mention once we're coming to get Miguel? "Robby, let's go to Mexico. Come back with some stories." Johnny: I wasn't bullshitting you. I wanna fix our relationship. When I heard Miguel was in trouble, I had to do something. I just couldn't leave you at home. I'm done doing that. Besides, I need your help to find Miguel. Robby: My help? Do you even have a plan? Johnny: Yeah, of course I do. Miguel's looking for Hector Salazar. I know where the kid gets off the bus. That's our first stop. Robby: When we get there, what do you plan on doing? Johnny: I'll ask around if anyone saw Miguel. Robby: That's the big plan? Johnny: Of course not. We come up dry, I'll check the Mexican phone book. Robby: Oh my God. You drove me over a thousand miles to check a phone book? Might as well put Miguel's face on a milk carton. Johnny: They still do that? Robby: I could be

Molé [5.2]

Carmen: Miguel? Miguel: Hey, Ma. [cries] I'm sorry. You were right. Carmen: Please, tell me you're okay, Miggy. Miguel: I don't know, but... Johnny: Miguel! [Miguel sees Johnny and his car] Carmen: Miggy? Miggy? Miguel: I'm okay, Ma. I'm coming home. [Johnny and Miguel finally embrace] Johnny: All right. All right. All right. Hey. [Miguel sees Robby]

Molé [5.2]

Terry Silver: [sees Tory Nichols come in with her trophy] Nichols. So you've made your decision. [referring to whether she would leave knowing the truth about her All-Valley victory] Tory Nichols: I'm back. [places trophy on shelf] Where's everyone else? Silver: No class today. There's some business I need to take care of. [Nichols leaves and passes Chozen coming in] Chozen Toguchi: Am I early? Silver: On the contrary. Right on time. Fall in! [the six other sensei recruited earlier appear] It seems you weren't entirely honest with me, were you, Chozen? Chozen: How did you know? Silver: Have you ever heard of a man, Masataka Taketsuru? About a hundred years ago, he moved from Hiroshima to Scotland. He studied organic chemistry. Then he returned to Japan with the secret of great whiskey. He built up his own distillery just outside of Kyoto. His brand, Suntory, the whiskey we drank last night, considered the best in the world. I've had the pleasure of drinking it right where it's made. An

Playing with Fire [5.3]

Johnny: We all get shit wrong sometimes. Some of us get it wrong a lot. But if you own up to your mistakes, you always have a shot at making things right. You don't have to have it all figured out. Just be honest with [Sam]. See where it goes from there. Daniel: [feels somebody just entered the sauna bath] Morning. Nothing like a good steam to start the day off right. [a phone voice rings in; its Daniel on voicemail] "I'm calling in regard to a former client of yours, Terry Silver. This is very urgent. Please give me a call back ASAP when you get this. Thank you." [beeps] Terry Silver: [appears out of the steam holding the phone] I warned ya. Daniel: What are you doing here? Silver: Oh. You and I are gonna be seeing a lot more of each other. First, I'm gonna deal with my old friend. And then I'll deal with you. I told you not to play with fire. [leaves]

Downward Spiral [5.4]

Johnny: Hey, can you hear me? I'm calling from my car phone. Shannon: Yes, I can hear you. And no one calls it a car phone. Johnny: Listen. About Robby. I want him to stay with me this summer. I'll do whatever I have to to make it work. Shannon: Are you sure you can handle that? Johnny: It's what I should have done for him and you long ago. I quit too many jobs 'cause I didn't like 'em instead of considering what's best for all of us. I wasn't man enough to know it then, but I do now. I'm sorry I sucked, Shannon. Shannon: It's okay, Johnny. We were both young and dumb. But I'm glad Robby gets to stay here now and see this side of you. Johnny: I won't let him down. I was about to pick him up from the water park. But if you wanna go tell him the news... Hell yeah. Shannon: Okay, Johnny. I'm happy for you. Johnny: Thanks. Rideshare passenger: Whoa. Dude, did you just miss my stop? Johnny: Crap. Hold on. [turns around]

Downward Spiral [5.4]

Tory Nichols: This really sucks. I can't believe they kicked us out. Robby Keene: This is what happens when Cobra Kai's involved. Everybody loses. Tory: Are you trying to blame me? I was trying to stop a fight, not start one. Robby: You won the tournament, and everything's going good for you, but you're part of the problem. Tory: I was just hoping we could have a fun day together. But I guess that's impossible. Robby: It's only impossible if you're still in Cobra Kai. And so is staying with me. Tory: Well, I'm not leaving Cobra Kai. Robby: Then, I guess that's it. You and Kenny and everyone else can stay brainwashed. I'm done trying to help.

Downward Spiral [5.4]

Amanda: I've lost any shot of joining that charity. Much less the board. Daniel: That's Silver's fault. He was messing with me the whole time. Amanda: And you let him. You knew how important this was, and yet you could not for one day put this stupid rivalry aside. I'm afraid we're never gonna have normalcy again. Not when you continue to stir up ridiculous fights. Chozen: Fight at furniture store my fault, not his. Please, blame me. Amanda: You had a fight at a furniture store? Enough is enough. Daniel, this ends now. Daniel: This is exactly what Silver wanted to happen. He manipulated this whole thing to get us to fight. Amanda: Do you hear yourself? The reason we're fighting is because you can't let things go. You promised things would be different. Daniel: You don't understand what this man is capable of. He won't stop until he's ruined every aspect of my life. That's why I have to take him down. Amanda: You really won't stop? Daniel: You need to let me and Chozen handle this. It's

Extreme Measures [5.5]

Terry Silver: There he is. The man himself. Joon-bee stance. [students stand at attention] An exemplar of everything Cobra Kai stands for. Loyalty. Discipline. Inner strength. After former Sensei Kreese's cowardly attack, most people would've crawled into a hole to hide. Not Stingray. He stood tall. Demanded justice. That's Cobra Kai. Let's give him the welcome he deserves. [everybody cheers] Nichols, take over class. I need a word with my guy here. [to Stingray] How's the new place? Settling in? Stingray: Oh, yeah. Uh, yes, Sensei. Thank you. Nobody ever rented me an apartment before. I feel like a kept woman. Silver: Not at all. I want my loyal soldier living in style. It's the least I could do in light of your sacrifice. Stingray: Yeah. Silver: And I tend to do more than the least. Got a little surprise for ya. [shows him a Dodge Challenger with Cobra Kai livery] Stingray: Oh, whoa. Heavy! Sensei Lawrence, my ex-sensei, uh, used to, uh, have one just like it. Silver: This was Sensei

Extreme Measures [5.5]

Robby: Why'd you hold back? Miguel: I didn't get into karate to hurt people. I did it to be a badass and find balance. Robby: Yeah, I understand that. Miguel: Last time we fought like this, uh, how come you didn't hold back? Robby: I wanted to finish the fight. I mean, not like that. I just... I... I had tunnel vision and I got so angry that I just... I mean, I barely knew where we were. I'd take it back in a second if I could. I was the cause of the worst moment in your life. And if it's any consolation, it was the worst moment in my life, too. Miguel: Yeah, I'll take it. Johnny: So? Is it over? Are you guys good? Thank God. If you still hated each other when the baby gets here... Miguel: The baby? Wait, what? Like, you and my mom? Johnny: Yeah, we're, uh, having a baby. We were supposed to tell you together, so make sure you act surprised. Miguel: [overjoyed] Holy shit! Johnny: Yeah, like that. Robby: [smiling] Dad, that's... That's awesome. That's awesome. [they all embrace] Tory Ni

Ouroboros [5.6]

Tory Nichols: What are you doing here? I thought you quit. Devon Lee: You beat me on the mat, but I only lose if I give up. Terry Silver: [approaches with Kim Da-eun] Miss Lee, why don't you go check in with the receptionist. She'll set you up with a pass in case you want to train after hours. Lee: Oh. [looks at Tory] I definitely will. [walks off] Silver: I have to hand it to you. Miss Lee reached out after class yesterday, asked if she could join the flagship dojo. Apparently, she wants to learn more from you. I'm very proud of you. Tory: She failed the test. She ran away. Kim Da-eun: The test was not for her. It was for you. I wanted to see how much strength you had in your heart to accomplish what you need to do. Tory: And what's that? Da-eun: Something greater than you could ever imagine. Daniel: What are we doing here? I thought we were heading home. Amanda: Uh, we just have to make a quick stop. Come on. Daniel: Amanda, I don't go in there. Amanda: Hey. It's okay. You're hurting

Bad Eggs [5.7]

Terry Silver: Kenny, Kenny, Kenny... Sit down. Your father, he's in the army, right? I bet he's a strong leader. Someone you listen to. What happened after he was deployed? Who filled that role? Kenny Payne: My brother was the leader of the house until... Silver: Right, right. The one in juvie. And after he went in, who did you follow? Kenny: Robby Keene. Silver: And now you're following Mr. Park. Kenny: Isn't that the point of the exercise? Silver: I spent a lot of my life listening to others. My father. My captain. My best friend. Kenny: Sensei Kreese. Silver: Yes. But it was only after I listened to my own instincts that I reached my potential. I've seen the best fighters in the Valley. Keene. Moskowitz. Diaz. I believe you have more potential than any of 'em. If you're ready to be a leader. Kenny: Okay. Look, I hear you. Okay? But the exercise... You said Kyler was the leader. Silver: Did I? Or did you assume that? Kenny: So what do you want me to do? Silver: I want you to stop ask

Taikai [5.8]

Kim Da-eun: I agreed to train your students under the condition you would pave the way for my family's teachings to emerge from the shadows. And yet, your petty rivalry is standing in the way. Terry Silver: I have no rivalry with them. They're beaten. This is a last, desperate gasp of breath. Da-eun: Then we must suffocate them. I will continue to train your students so they are fully prepared. And might I suggest next time, you are prepared too.

Taikai [5.8]

Johnny Lawrence: Uh, hey, look, man, I'm sure this probably all seems weird to you, but sometimes you have to train outside the box to get to another level. Some people use the latest high-tech junk to get there, and some people need to run up a mountain in the snow and yell. Gunther Braun: DRAGO!! Rocky Balboa is my hero. Johnny: No shit! Mine too. Braun: His victory over Russia effectively restored my fractured homeland. Johnny: You get it. Braun: I do. Show me more. Johnny: Yes, sir.

Survivors [5.9]

Tory: What is this? Kim Da-eun: This is your enemy. Destroy it. Tory: [notices plates] It's solid stone. I'll break my hand. Da-eun: It will heal in time for the tournament. Tory: This is crazy. I'm going home. [the three senseis who brought the figure block her] Kim: You will go home when the lesson is over. [Tory starts punching the face plate and her fist hurts] Not hard enough. To break it, you must use all your power. [mocks with each punch] Are you even trying? [Tory repeatedly tries] Something is holding you back. Tory: I-I can't do it. Da-eun: It's the boy, isn't it? [Tory gasps] You act strong, but inside you're soft. Tory: That's not true! Da-eun: Your feelings have made you weak. Tory: No! Da-eun: [directly faces her] You care more about this boy than your own dojo! Tory: I broke up with him because of this dojo, you bitch! [tries to hit Da-eun, who steps aside and Tory powerfully breaks the face plate to enormous pain] Terry Silver: That must have been a hard decision. But

Survivors [5.9]

Chozen Toguchi: Ah, I was hoping he did not say anything. I know what she means to you. Did not want to make you uncomfortable. Daniel LaRusso: Chozen, I had no idea you had feelings for her. Chozen: When, uh, Kumiko and I were children, we would play in the ruins of King Shō Hashi Castle. I would hide, and she would always find me. After my disgrace in village... I tried to hide from everything. But Kumiko find me again. And her kindness brought me back. Daniel: She's something special, all right. Chozen: Hai. Daniel: Does she know how you feel? Chozen: No. No! No. How I treated her, what I did to her... Unforgivable. Daniel: You can't keep punishing yourself. You've done all you can to make up for what you did back then, and Kumiko knows that. Look, she's the reason you're here. She went after you. Maybe now it's your turn to go after her. Chozen: Thank you, Daniel-san. You're welcome, my friend. [dance music plays] Daniel: Come on. Let's hit that dance floor. You were once the life

Survivors [5.9]

Stingray: Okay, so I've been working on this new D&D campaign... Miguel: I don't think we have time for this. Eli: Wait a minute. What happens in the campaign, Stingray? Stingray: [picks up a piece and places in the field] Okay, so, once upon a time, there was a Dwarven monk, and he was a member of the most badass guild in all the land. Uh, he was banished for a time. You know, typical PC crap. But, um, once he paid his penance, he returned. Only by then, the guild was under new leadership. And the monk was denied reentry into the guild. And quite unceremoniously, might I add. What did the monk do? The monk, he made a pact with a silver-haired king who would usurp the leader. [places another piece near the monk piece] And it was early one morning, before any of the warriors had arrived, that the king struck the monk down. Again, and again, and again. It was then that they framed the leader for the assault, and the leader was put in chains, and the silver-haired king took over the guild

Head of the Snake [5.10]

Mike Barnes: This guy destroyed my world! What do you want me to do, just sit here and take it like a bitch? I'm gonna go over there and beat the living shit out of him! Chozen: Yoshi! Johnny: [approaches Barnes] I like the way this guy thinks. Daniel: Johnny! Johnny: The bad boy's right, man. Silver's been screwing us for too long. He kicked your ass, he kicked my ass. It was a sucker kick in my case, but still, it's way past time for some payback. Barnes: THAT'S what I'm talking about! Daniel: All right, Chozen, Chozen, help me out here. This is crazy. Chozen: I know Silver's address. Barnes: YES! I'm driving. [heads over to the driver's seat of the limo] Daniel: No, no, no, you guys. You're out of your fucking minds! Chozen: Four of us. One of him. Tonight, we cut off head of snake. [laughs and boards the limo] Daniel: Johnny, Johnny, listen. We're all drunk. And judging by the size of his pupils, Barnes is on something even stronger. Okay? This is a terrible idea. Johnny: Yeah, it