The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Balthazar: Change into these. [tosses a pair of formal dress shoes at Dave] Rubber soles block the current. Plus, it helps to look classy. Dave: These are old man shoes. Balthazar: [threateningly] Excuse me? Dave: And I love them. [beat] A lot.

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Dave: I don't actually know who you are. Drake: Really? You don't recognize me? Dave: Are you in Depeche Mode?

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Dave: Do you know what my life has been like for the past ten years? Balthazar: I've been stuck in an urn for ten years. Dave: So have I! A figurative urn of ridicule! Did you know that in some parts of the tri-state area they still refer to having a nervous breakdown as "pulling a David Stutler"? Did you know that?! Balthazar: Try to be a good listener, Dave.

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Becky: How'd you do that? That guy was huge! Dave: I've been doing a lot of cardio boxing lately. Let me introduce "thunder and lightning." Balthazar: Let's go "thunder and lightning."

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Balthazar: Keep it subtle. Civilians must not know that magic still exists. That would be complicated. Dave: Says the guy in the 350-year-old rawhide trench coat.

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Horvath: [waving staff] You do not need to see my faculty identification card. NYU Clerk: I do not need to see your faculty identification card. Drake: (waving hand and imitating Star Wars Jedi Obiwan Kenobi) These are not the droids you are looking for.

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