Quotes

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Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence? Face: Who, me? Naaaah! Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.

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Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock. Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire! B.A.: And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.

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B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool! Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!

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B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here! Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect! Face: This is beyond nuts, boss. Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.

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Face: She's actually shooting at us! Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D! B.A.: Murdock, get in here! Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at! B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!

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Face: Murdock, what did I tell you? Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him. Murdock: My bad.

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Murdock: Don't worry boys! Turbulence has never brought down a plane! [Alarms start beeping] Face: What the hell is that?! Murdock: But...we got inbound subsonic UAVs with missile lock! And they bring down planes all the time!

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B.A.: [wakes up] Why are we in a falling tank?! Murdock: Because the plane exploded! B.A.: What pla- What?! When? Murdock: Recently. The Reapers shot it down! B.A.: What Reapers? Murdock: [grins] The same ones that are still trying to kill us! B.A.: I blame you, Hannibal! Hannibal: Technically we're not flying. B.A.: I know! Cos we're falling, fool!

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Flight Control Commander: Are they trying to shoot down the other drone? Charissa Sosa: No, they're trying to fly that tank. Murdock: Haha! He's flying the tank! B.A.: You can't fly a tank, fool!

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Hannibal: [after being arrested again at the end] Nice plan, Face. Murdock: Yeah, we just traded Lynches and now we're going back to prison. Hannibal: We returned the plates, we can hold our heads high. We did the right thing. B.A.: Yeah, and look what it got us. This is bullshit. Murdock: They burned us again, Hannibal. We trusted the system, and it turned on us. Hannibal: Remember boys, no matter how random things may appear, there's always a plan... kid. Face: I don't mean to steal your line, boss, but [shows key to handcuffs in mouth] I love it when a plan comes together.