The A-Team

Tuco: So you're Army Intelligence? Face: Who, me? Naaaah! Tuco: Not so intelligent, man, because you seem to be stuck in some tires.

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Hannibal: I guess everybody's met Mr. Murdock. Face: Met him? He lit my arm on fire! B.A.: And he stitched a lightning bolt in mine, man.

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B.A.: [screams in anguish] You pancaked my van! I'm gonna kill you, fool! Murdock: You can't park there! That's a handicap zone!

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B.A.: [overlooking Hannibal's mission plan] Oh hell yeah, Hannibal! This is it right here! Murdock: This is bat shit insane! It's perfect! Face: This is beyond nuts, boss. Hannibal: [laughs] It gets better.

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Face: She's actually shooting at us! Murdock: [pokes his head out of the escape vehicle wearing 3D glasses] You should see these bullets in 3D! B.A.: Murdock, get in here! Murdock: It's like we're actually being shot at! B.A.: We are getting shot at, you crazy-ass fool!

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Face: Murdock, what did I tell you? Face and Hannibal: You have to catch him, after you inject him. Murdock: My bad.

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