Moonlighting

Tonight, broadcasting takes a giant leap... backward. Gather the kids, the dog, grandma... and lock them in another room. And sit back and enjoy this very special episode of Moonlighting.

Moonlighting (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

[...] I don't know about you, but I for one, I for one, hit my knees every night and thank the man upstairs that there is a little bit of dishonesty left in this otherwise sunny world. You just think about that. That's all I have to say.

Moonlighting (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second, there's a page missing out of my copy of the script.

Moonlighting (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

David: You look at everything like... a woman first and then a person second. Maddie: What does that mean? David: I said what I meant and I meant what I said.

Moonlighting (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

Maddie: You're an animal. David: And you're a sexist. Maddie: What?! David: A sexist!! You know what a sexist is? Maddie: Of course I know what a sexist is, I am looking at one. David: So am I!!

Moonlighting (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0

Maddie and David: (overlapping) I am not speaking to you - Are too!- I am not. -Are too!!!- Am not!!- Are too!!- Am not!!! Maddie: Not another word, not another sound, not another beep until we get back to the office!! David: Beep.

Moonlighting (TV series), CC BY-SA 4.0