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This war was not started for your private gratification, and you can be damned sure it's not being run for your personal convenience, either!

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Major John Reisman: [Kinder has just finished a psychiatric evaluation of Reisman's troops] So what does that give you? Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives you just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about! Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war. Capt. Stuart Kinder: These people don't know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army! Major John Reisman: Maybe that's because the Germans haven't done anything to them yet.

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Major John Reisman: Any questions? Maggot: Suh? Do we have to eat with niggahs? Sergeant Clyde Bowren: [as Reisman exits the room] What's going on, sir? Major John Reisman: Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now.

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Major John Reisman: Which one of you guys wants to be a general? [Pinkley raises his hand] Pinkley? Pinkley: What kind of general, sir? Major John Reisman: Just a plain, ordinary, every day, home-lovin' American general. Pinkley: I'd rather be a civilian, sir.

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Major John Reisman: Posey, what did they lock you up for? I mean, what did you do? Samson Posey: I already told you that sir. Major John Reisman: Well tell me again. I'm sure your friends over here would like to know too. Samson Posey: This fella kept pushing me. I don't like to be pushed so I hit him. Major John Reisman: Killed a man with your bare hands because he shoved you? Samson Posey: I only hit him once. Major John Reisman: Only him him once. And drove his jawbone right through his brain because he pushed him.

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Major John Reisman: How come you speak German? Joseph T. Wladislaw: My old man came from Silesia. He didn't speak German, he didn't dig coal. If he didn't dig coal, he didn't eat.

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Col. Everett Dasher Breed: Reisman! Some people may consider you a first-class officer. But as far as I'm concerned, you're a disorganized, undisciplined clown. I'm gonna' make it my business to run you out of this Army. Major John Reisman: I owe you an apology, colonel. I always thought that you were a cold, unimaginative, tight-lipped officer. But you're really quite emotional, aren't you?

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Samson Posey: I don't want to hurt you Major. Major John Reisman: You're not gonna hurt me, I'm gonna hurt you.

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Major John Reisman: What do you think, Sergeant? Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think you'll do just fine, sir. Major John Reisman: [emphatically] Don't give me that! I said what do you think? Sergeant Clyde Bowren: I think the first chance one of those lovers gets, he's going to shoot the Major right in the head... sir.

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Maj. Gen. Worden: What do you say, Major? Major John Reisman: lt confirms a suspicion l've had for some time now, sir. Maj. Gen. Worden: Think we might share that suspicion? l think you should. Major John Reisman: Since we are over here to try to win the war, it shouldn't be advertised that someone we work for is a raving lunatic.

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Gen. Denton: Major Reisman is heading toward a court martial of his own. He's the most ill-mannered, ill-disciplined officer that it's ever been my displeasure to meet. Maj. Gen. Worden: You think so, Denton? You may be right. But he's sure right about one thing. Somebody up there must be a raving lunatic.

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Major John Reisman: [briefing the dozen] And kill any officer in sight. Victor R. Franko: Ours or theirs?