The Mexican

Guns don't kill people - postal workers do.

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Bernie Nayman: It burns my ass to write you a check every week. That's an issue. Jerry: I can explain what happened. Bernie Nayman: You say to people "I can explain what happened" when it's a once in a while, blue moon thing. Bobby Victory: It's every time with you, Jerry. Bernie Nayman: It's every fucking time.

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Jerry: Oh, Ok, I was under the impression, with Margolese getting out of jail and all, that the last job, was my last job. Bernie Nayman: You fucked up that job. Bobby Victory: You fucked up that job, Jerry. Bernie Nayman: Yeah, this job, will be your last job.

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Jerry: The group thinks we're married. I accepted the potato slicer for our anniversary. Right, sweets? I go along. Samantha: [mad] That's it. That is it. You... You... You go along!

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Jerry: Baby, what are you doing? Samantha: You said this was your last job, Jerry! Jerry: What do you want me to say? I'm sorry, I can't, the old lady wants me to quit. Fuck off. Samantha: Yes! Something like that. Like exactly! Jerry: I'm not in insurance, sweetie!

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Samantha: All right. Jerry, I want you to acknowledge that my needs means nothing to you and you're a selfish prick and a liar. Jerry: Oh, my God! Samantha: Jerry, acknowledge. Jerry: I... Ok. I will acknowledge that I promised to go to Vegas with you. But now we're just slightly delayed. If you want to construe my wanting to stay alive as being selfish, well, then okay. But I have every intention of going with you because your needs are very important to me, sweetheart. Come on. Look at my all my stuff here, all over the pavement. Come on, baby? Huh? What do you say? Ok? Samantha: I'm going with or without you, Jerry. What's it gonna be? A bastard! Jerry: A bastard. What happened to, uh, "sweetheart" and "big love" and all those things you called me in the bedroom last night? Samantha: The only thing I'm interested in calling you, Jerry, is a cab!

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