Quotes

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There is a place. [Water ripples as a blue portal transports to a forest] A place that knows no sadness. Where even feeling blue is a happy thing. A place inhabited by little blue beings, three apples high. It lies in an enchanted forest, hidden away beyond a medical village. Most people believe this place is made up: only to be found in books or children’s imaginations. [chuckles] Well, we beg to differ.

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Grouchy: Knock yourself out, Gargamel! Gutsy: You have had that coming for about thirty years! Gargamel: SMURFS!!!!!!!! [as a Anjelou card flew by from the bumper and he grabs it]

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[impressed] Oh. Yes. It's a bit small, but it should do nicely! [climbs into the port-a-potty with Azrael] Oh, it's even got its own cauldron! What died in here? [the port-a-potty shakes and thumping sounds can be heard] OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN, OPEN! [choking] Somebody's been working a dark and terrible magic in there! [coughs in disgust]

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Patrick: Grace, we're being attacked! Do not be fooled by their cuteness! Grace: It's okay, it's okay. [cuts to the Smurfs gathered around her bare feet; so close that they can smell her toes] They're friendly. Gutsy: [hops down] You're lucky your lassie stepped in. I was about to make with your innards.

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Gargamel: [he and Azrael walk around New York, searching for the Smurfs] We must find this Smurf thief. [Azrael meows] Ah, stop your complaining. If I were a Smurf, where would I go? [spots a businessman talking on the phone and approaches him] You there, you there! Fancy pants! Have you seen any little blue men? Businessman: [on the phone] Absolutely, what price are we talking about? Gargamel: You're selling them? Woman: [on the phone] Have you looked in the drawer, sweetie? Gargamel: [to the woman] Wait, what drawer? Woman: [on the phone] In the kitchen, Lily. Gargamel: Who is this Lily? Man: [on the phone] Are you kidding? She's like the hottest girl in my apartment. Gargamel: [stops the man] Please, please. Please, young woodsman. What does the temperature of this Lily have to do with the finding of Smurfs? Man: [to Gargamel] Take your meds, man. [walks away] Gargamel: [confused] What? I, I... [shouts] IS EVERYONE IN THIS REALM COMPLETELY INSANE?! [spots a peddlar] Oh, thank the go

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Patrick: Oh by the way, I wouldn't go anywhere if I were you. Smurfette: Well, why not? Patrick: Because our world doesn't really do well with people from other places. I mean, look what happened to E.T.. [The Smurfs look at Patrick, confused] It's a movie. A moving picture? Book? Just stay. Okay? [walks out the door]

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Grace: How can you be the only girl in the village? Smurfette: Well see, I wasn't brought by a stork like the others. I was created by Gargamel to trap the other Smurfs. Grace: Wow! And then what happened? Smurfette: Papa saved me. He cast a special spell, and then helped become the Smurf I was meant to be.

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Patrick: Hey. I'm guessing you have a long night ahead of you. You guys drink coffee. Papa: Ha ha! Is a Smurf's butt blue? Patrick: So tell me, that weird guy in the ratty bathrobe at the toy store... Papa: Gargamel? Patrick: He's not really a wizard, is he? Papa: Not the smartest of sorcerers, but dangerous just the same. [Patrick puts down one cup of coffee] Thank you. [he slurps through a straw] Back home, I could hold him at bay with a spell or 2. But here, without my books and potions… Well, today, we got lucky. But next time, who knows? Patrick: What are you gonna do? Papa: I'll do anything and everything I can do to get my Smurfs home. I won't ever give up. They're my family. And you never give up on family. Patrick: Doesn't it freak you out sometimes? Having all those little guys depending on you? I mean, what if you screw up? How do you know when you were ready? Papa: [chuckles] Here, come sit on Papa's lap. [pause] Uh, yeah, right. Scratch that. Patrick: Probably not the best

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Brainy: What's gonna happen to Papa? Grouchy: Papa told us to Smurf the moon and that's exactly what we're gonna do. Gutsy: Come on, we don't have much time. Brainy: "Come on"? Come on where? Smurfette: How are we gonna get back to Clumsy? Gutsy: [spots a flock of pigeons] We ride. Come on! [hops on one of them] Be still, bird! Grouchy: I don't think they're friendly. Gutsy: Well, neither am I! Brainy: But they carry disease. Gutsy: Yah! And Smurfs! Let's ride! Grouchy: Whoa, bird! Whoa! Smurfette: [to Brainy] Come on! Brainy: But I'm not sure I can do this. [jumps and grabs a pigeon by its talons] Smurfette: [offscreen] You can do it, Brainy! Hold on! Brainy: [flying out of control] According to my calculations, this is dangerous!!!

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Gutsy: That'll do, pigeon. Smurfette: Thank you, bird. Brainy: Look! We got the incantation! Patrick: Where's Papa? Grouchy: Gargamel's got him. Patrick: What? Clumsy: [gasps in fear] Oh no! Smurfette: He took him to some place called "BellVeedaRay Castle". Grouchy: He's gonna... [Smurfette sobs] Gutsy: [sadly] Don't say it. Grace: "BellVeedaRay"? What is "BellVeedaRay"? Patrick: Belved-- He's taken him to in . Brainy: To extract his essence! Grace: [surprised] WHAT?! W-We have to go get him! Smurfette: No! Gargamel's more powerful than ever. Gutsy: Papa said no matter what happens, we're not to go back for him! He's tryin' to protect us. Clumsy: No! We can't leave Papa behind! Gutsy: It was a Smurf promise. Clumsy: No, no, no! We can't! Brainy: We promised Papa we'd do exactly what he said. Grouchy: That's right. Patrick: I didn't. [the Smurfs turn to Patrick] I never promised him anything! [walks out] Clumsy: Neither did I. And there is no way I'm leaving here without Papa! Grace: [f

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Smurfette: [climbs up] Oh, Papa! [runs to Papa] Papa: No. No, Smurfette. Smurfette: [referring to Gargamel] What did he do to you? Papa: You shouldn't have come back for me. Smurfette: Papa, I'm getting you out of here right now! [grabs a screw and struggles to break the box open]

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Hefty: Clumsy, you little mook, you! [shoulder-bumps Clumsy] Brainy: [sees Papa coming] Shh, shh, shh. It's Papa. Papa: I owe you an apology, Clumsy. I believed more in a vision than I did in you. [hugs Clumsy] I'm so proud of you, Clumsy. Clumsy: Thanks, Papa. Grouchy: [tearfully] I promised myself I wouldn't cry. Papa: And now, to get rid of this! [snaps the dragon wand in half and throws it in the water]