Lethal Weapon 4

Murtaugh: I wasn't supposed to tell you this, but Lorna's pregnant, you're gonna be a father! Riggs: No, get going, get... what did you say!? Murtaugh: You're gonna be a FATHER!!

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Riggs: Yeah, there's something I'm not supposed to tell you, too. Murtaugh: What? Riggs: Rianne's pregnant, you're gonna be a grandfather! Murtaugh: Rianne's WHAT?!

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Riggs: Hey, are those little hearts? Murtaugh: Not now Riggs! Just shoot the damn valve! Riggs: Okay! Also, flap your arms and make noises like a bird! Murtaugh: Hey, hey-flap my arms and make noises- Why!?

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Riggs: Flied lice? Uncle Benny: Flied lice! It is fried rice, you plick!

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Uncle Benny: Time! Time for Four Fathers! Riggs and Murtaugh: Forefathers! Riggs: Uh, Washington? Jefferson? Those guys? Murtaugh: Roosevelt? Uncle Benny: I'm sleeping with my wife's two sisters! Murtaugh: You lucky son of a bitch! Riggs: That's a good one Uncle Benny! Uncle Benny: Not so good! When my wife finds out!

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Leo: Oooohhhh, my tooth! Dr. Chen's Receptionist: What's the matter with you, sir? Leo: What's the matter?! My ass hurts! My tooth! What is this, a dentist's office or a proctologist?!

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