Full credits

On screen, in billing order

1. 1"Weird Al" Yankovic
2. 2Alexandra Paul
3. 3Andy Griffith
4. 4Barry Bostwick
5. 5Brad Garrett
6. 6Brian Howe
7. 7Bruce Gray
8. 8Charles Durning
9. 9Clyde Kusatsu
10. 10Curtis Armstrong
11. 11Eddie Deezen
12. 12Elizabeth Kaitan
13. 13Elya Baskin
14. 14Hulk Hogan
15. 15John Kassir
16. 16Kevin Michael Richardson
17. 17Leslie Nielsen
18. 18Marcia Gay Harden
19. 19Mason Gamble
20. 20Michael Berryman
21. 21Mr. T
22. 22Nicollette Sheridan
23. 23Pat Morita
24. 24Ray Charles
25. 25Rick Cramer
26. 26Robert Culp
27. 27Robert Guillaume
28. 28Stephanie Romanov
29. 29Talisa Soto
30. 30Tone Lōc

• Jeffrey Konvitz