Brad Garrett

Award won Role or nomination

1. 1960 age 0

   Born

2. 1995 age 35

   CreditCasper

3. 1999 age 39

   CreditSweet and Lowdown

4. 2002 age 42

   CreditStuart Little 2

5. 2005 age 45

   CreditThe Pacifier

6. 2006 age 46

   CreditNight at the Museum

7. 2007 age 47

   CreditMusic and Lyrics

   CreditUnderdog

8. 2009 age 49

   CreditNight at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian

9. 2014 age 54

   CreditNight at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb

10. 2016 age 56

    CreditTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows

• ASAlan Silvestri4 titles
• BGBen Garant4 titles
• CCChris Columbus3 titles
• BSBen Stiller3 titles
• TLThomas Lennon3 titles
• RWRobin Williams3 titles
• RGRicky Gervais3 titles
• RMRami Malek3 titles
• SLShawn Levy3 titles
• OWOwen Wilson3 titles

• I don't think we're politically correct when we're private. I don't know what politically correct means. I'm just watching this thing going down in Baltimore, all the officers charged in the Freddie Gray death and I just think it's wonderful and sad at the time because this has been happening since the beginning of time in America and if it wasn't for cell phones these cops would be getting off.

  Brad Garrett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• As a side note, I'd like to propose that aim is more mathematical than we tend to acknowledge. For me, it's: smallish dick ÷ long torso = distance to bowl.

  Brad Garrett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• <p>The harsh reality is that my sequestered twins are advancing in the opposite direction of my earhair.&nbsp; Mother Nature has me by the balls, literally.&nbsp; They have actually started a race with my ex-wife's tits.&nbsp; And she will prevail, because she will get hers "done" as I continue to disappear into the abyss of recycled toilet brine.&nbsp; In the end, gravity always wins, people.&nbsp; Remember: when you have a heart attack, you fall down, not up.</p><p>Middle age is upon me, and I don't remember this shit being in the brochure.&nbsp; I have six different doctors on speed dial, and the font size on my smartphone is at ten with a maximum setting of twelve.&nbsp; That doesn't give me much wiggle room for the golden years.</p>

  Brad Garrett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• [M]iddle age is the window to your eventual end…

  Brad Garrett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• There are those of you who may choose to live in a dream world where the glass is half full, but if you do, you're an imbecile.&nbsp; The glass will never be half full.&nbsp; Nor full ever again.&nbsp; It's simply on its way to empty.&nbsp; It's half empty, three-quarters empty, then totally fucking empty.

  Brad Garrett, CC BY-SA 4.0

• As stated earlier, I am a pessimistic optimist, or what I like to call a "pissed-omist."&nbsp; This is a person who has lived long enough to know not to expect much from most people or life in general, but still allows him- or herself the hope that somewhere under all the horseshit there may possibly be a pony.

  Brad Garrett, CC BY-SA 4.0

Nationalities

United States

Height

204 cm

Languages

English

Years active

1985–

Notable works

Biker Mice from Mars, Finding Nemo, Everybody Loves Raymond, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, Christopher Robin, Where's Waldo?, Planes, 폴아웃

Education

El Camino Real High School, Lee Strasberg Theatre and Film Institute, Woodland Hills