Casper

Nicky: Ready? Andreas: You go first. Nicky: Why should I go first? Andreas: You want everyone at school to think we're chicken? C'mon. [Nicky follows him under the fence] Andreas: You see, there's nothing here. Nicky: Let's just take the picture and get out of here. Andreas: Well, fine, take the picture. Nicky: Hey, wait! I wanna be in the picture too, or no one believes I was here. [He pouts] Andreas: Just shut up and take the picture! [Feeling left out, he suddenly wants to leave] Nicky: No, you take it. Andreas: No, you!!! Casper: Guys, guys, don't fight. I'll take the picture. [But before the boys can move, the camera slips out of Nicky's hand and floats] Say cheese! Boys: A GHOST!!!!!!!!! Let's go!

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Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr. Crittenden's will] "To the Save the Dolphins Foundation: $11 million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation: $1.2 million. To the Padigonian Wasps Salvation Fund: $1.4 million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation..." Carrigan Crittenden: To hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me? Dibs: [clears throat] Um, I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the, um, sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank-- in her life, and err, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with. Mr. Rugg: Hmm. Let's see. Bobcats, owls, snakes... daughter, Carrigan: Whipstaff Manor in Maine. Carrigan Crittenden: ... And? Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me... Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand, waiting for him to kick, and all I get in return is one lousy piece of property?! Mr. Rugg: No, it was lousy fifty years ago. Now it's condemned.

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Fatso: I feel like Oprah is on hiatus. Stretch: You look like Oprah on hiatus.

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Kat: What's it like to die? Casper: Like being born, but backwards.

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Kat: Casper, I have a date! Casper: Aw, come on, what does this Vic have that I don't? Kat: A pulse. Casper: Big, fleshy deal. Kat: A tan. Casper: Very bad for your skin. Kat: How about a reflection?

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Casper: Hey, that's my treasure! Dibs: Stay back! Keep away from me. Kat: Casper! Dibs: Don't come near me, you spiteful spook, or I'll knock you into the next world. Kat: Come on. Let's go. Carrigan: Ta-da! Hey, "poppin' fresh," it's my turn in the oven! DIBS! Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm, you! Dibs: Ah, Carrigan! How kind of you to drop in. You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's always kick 'em when they're down. And baby, you're six feet under! Oh, what a shame! [grabs the vial] Sorry, sweetheart. We're through. Carrigan: [gasps] I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you! Dibs: [chuckles] You can haunt me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great big expensive house with lovely purple wallpaper, and great big green carpets, and a little dog called Carrigan... a bitch, just like you! I got the power! I got the treasure! Carrigan: And you have a flight to catch! Dibs: Huh? Carrigan: [turns to Kat and Casper, calmly] Any

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