Will & Grace, season 3

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• Grace: Last night in bed I called Josh "Ben". To cover I stretched it out into "Bend over"...and I ended up doing something I never wanna do again.

  Will: Good thing Ben's name isn't "Pee-Wee".

• [to Will] My love for you is like this scar. Ugly, but permanent.

  Grace

• Will: Did I just scream like a woman?

  Grace: Don't flatter yourself. You scream like a girl.

• Grace: Can you imagine if whoever it was had actually gotten in? He probably would've made me rub lotion all over myself so he could make a prairie skirt out of my skin. Karen, I have never been more terrified in my…

• Jack: It's been so many years. I hope I can still pull off a thong.

  Grace: Isn't the whole point of these weekends to pull off someone else's?

• Karen: [to bartender] Ah, Smitty. Why is there is so much pain in the world? So much cruelty? Can you tell me that, Smitty?

  Bartender: My name is not Smitty.

  Karen: I don't need your life story, nose hair, just fill 'er…

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